The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Lee]

No more Taco Bell. No more junk food.
I'm keeping my beer though. Bitches don't touch my beer.

If you're trying to cut calories, junk food is the best way.

Then beer

I tried one about 10 years ago. It was called HardBodies, which should have been my first clue. I got a free pass, and a friend and I went. We stayed about 10 minutes before the gigantic bodybuilders freaked us out enough to make us leave.

They stared. They stared so much...

Well you're not supposed to work out naked...

You do have a remarkable penis.

[Lee]

*stares longingly at beef jerky wrapper*

How is Beef Jerky bad for a diet?

[Lee]

Also, i love that in DA:2, their faces are covered with blood in 90% of the voice acted scenes

[Sprung]

I heard cutting sodas makes a HUGE difference.

I don't drink much soda. When I do, it's diet. All my energy drinks are sugar free too.

[Sprung]

Way ahead of you. [/theo'd]

I'm on my way

[Lee]

I don't drink much soda. When I do, it's diet. All my energy drinks are sugar free too.

Calories aren't everything, sugar-free/diet soda goes right to the kidneys.

Would you rather drink sewage, that tasted like beer, and had 0 calories?

Or beer that has 200 calories, and is beer?

Not to be an internet dietitian.

[Sprung]

They were probably staring at your penis. Or maybe the steroids made their eyes bulge out of their heads, creating the illusion of staring.



You have a stronger will than I.

*stares longingly at beef jerky wrapper*

If you're trying to cut calories, junk food is the best way.

Then beer



Well you're not supposed to work out naked...

You do have a remarkable penis.

My penis has cred.

Also, beef jerky is not bad. All the fat has been dried out of it. If there's any fat, it's like 1% of your daily allowance.

[Jazzmarazz]

I haven't drank pop in about 3 years. But im enjoying an A&W rootbeer popsicle right now!

[Sprung]

Calories aren't everything, sugar-free/diet soda goes right to the kidneys.

Would you rather drink sewage, that tasted like beer, and had 0 calories?

Or beer that has 200 calories, and is beer?

Not to be an internet dietitian.

As soon as they go to the kidneys, they go out my amazing penis.

I don't drink beer enough to actually make a difference.
6 pack = 3 or 4 weeks.

[Jazzmarazz]

Can the tag limit be lifted in the hangout? There are way too many about me and none about Kermit. :/

[Synthetik]

Alright, I said beef jerky, but I really meant meat sticks. Fuck you all.

[Stark]

I'm on my way

Awesome

[Sprung]

Can the tag limit be lifted in the hangout? There are way too many about me and none about Kermit. :/

Sorry, Chocolate Balls, you're the winner

[Lee]

Also, beef jerky is not bad. All the fat has been dried out of it. If there's any fat, it's like 1% of your daily allowance.

Not that fat is "bad" for you.


Everything in moderation, is probably the best thing i can say.

[Sprung]

Not that fat is "bad" for you.


Everything in moderation, is probably the best thing i can say.

That's the key.