The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Illora]

You shut your whore mouth.

dont you talk to me like that
BITCH SLAP

[Cookie Monster]

Sorry I'm none to judge how you celebrate your bday

I got your report, not your request

[Sprung]

Honey, you couldn't fit into my pants.

*snaps fingers back in forth in an extremely gay manner*

Bitch, please.

Actually, you're right. Which is why I just got back from joining a fitness club. I'm tired of being fat.

[Sprung]

I wish my computer could play some of the newer NFS games @ the higher graphical settings.

Being Xbox/PS2 Ports, combined with having really shiny graphics means you need monster machines for the newer ones.

Mine is pretty old. Athlon X2 6000+, Radeon 4350...

Still looked pretty good.

[Synthetik]

dont you talk to me like that
BITCH SLAP

This one time I impregnated your mom, and then 8 1/2 months and 4 cartons of cigarettes later you were born.

Bitch, please.

Actually, you're right. Which is why I just got back from joining a fitness club. I'm tired of being fat.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Those places are usually damn expensive, but the really big ones are pretty nice.

[Sprung]

Those places are usually damn expensive, but the really big ones are pretty nice.

This one is reasonable. The wife and I both signed up and it's only $53/mo

I can go any time of the day or night, which is cool.

[Synthetik]

This one is reasonable. The wife and I both signed up and it's only $53/mo

I can go any time of the day or night, which is cool.

That's actually pretty awesome that it's open 24 hours, I don't think I've ever seen one around here that's open 24 hours. Most of the ones around here are fuckhueg though, and tend to be like $100/month for two people.

[Lee]

This one is reasonable. The wife and I both signed up and it's only $53/mo

I can go any time of the day or night, which is cool.

"Anytime Fitness!" The only gym where you can go to "Anytime!"

[Jazzmarazz]

Looks like I have to delete that X-Files thread once again....None of the releases work on PSP.

[Sprung]

That's actually pretty awesome that it's open 24 hours, I don't think I've ever seen one around here that's open 24 hours. Most of the ones around here are fuckhueg though, and tend to be like $100/month for two people.

I tried one about 10 years ago. It was called HardBodies, which should have been my first clue. I got a free pass, and a friend and I went. We stayed about 10 minutes before the gigantic bodybuilders freaked us out enough to make us leave.

They stared. They stared so much...

[Sprung]

No more Taco Bell. No more junk food.
I'm keeping my beer though. Bitches don't touch my beer.

[Tassadar]

No more Taco Bell. No more junk food.
I'm keeping my beer though. Bitches don't touch my beer.

I heard cutting sodas makes a HUGE difference.

[Stark]

No more Taco Bell. No more junk food.
I'm keeping my beer though. Bitches don't touch my beer.

Way ahead of you. [/theo'd]

[Lee]

Mine is pretty old. Athlon X2 6000+, Radeon 4350...

Still looked pretty good.

By, "could play", and "higher graphical settings", I meant 60 frames solid, and on max settings.

About the best game i can do that on is Carbon

My laptop has a great processor for the price, shitty card. (i7 720m, Nvidia 330m)

[Synthetik]

I tried one about 10 years ago. It was called HardBodies, which should have been my first clue. I got a free pass, and a friend and I went. We stayed about 10 minutes before the gigantic bodybuilders freaked us out enough to make us leave.

They stared. They stared so much...

They were probably staring at your penis. Or maybe the steroids made their eyes bulge out of their heads, creating the illusion of staring.

No more Taco Bell. No more junk food.
I'm keeping my beer though. Bitches don't touch my beer.

You have a stronger will than I.

*stares longingly at beef jerky wrapper*