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Thread: The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

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    Helen Keller came to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap, and called it kljashgdksengjskageb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Helen Keller came to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap, and called it kljashgdksengjskageb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Helen Keller came to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap, and called it kljashgdksengjskageb
    Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

    Because she's a woman.

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    How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

    Reading the speed limit.

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    I think I ran out of jokes.

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    Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

    You would too if your name was hegkahglesahg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    This has actually gone too far.
    Yeah I don't know why I'm posting baby jokes. They're not even funny, they're just horrible.

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    I think that should be a new tradition for each hangout; just randomly posting mean spirited jokes in succession and then suddenly stopping just as quickly as we began.

    Kind of like a flash mob except less gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    I think that should be a new tradition for each hangout; just randomly posting mean spirited jokes in succession and then suddenly stopping just as quickly as we began.

    Kind of like a flash mob except less gay.
    So no one else has their dick out?

    Also, I agree wholeheartedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    I've decided my mam can have my JTAG as I need to concentrate my time on the PS3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    I got mine for £37.99 on release day.
    I bought NFS Hot Pursuit for $4 and change shipped a few days ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    So no one else has their dick out?

    Also, I agree wholeheartedly.
    I wasn't wearing pants to begin with, so that doesn't apply to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I bought NFS Hot Pursuit for $4 and change shipped a few days ago.
    I paid £23.99 + £2 delivery for mine.

    Oh well, I'm getting the new DLC soon so I've a reason to play it some more. AWESOME GAME!

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    I like my girls like i like my Video Games, Japanese, Illegal, and free.

    *makes excuse about how it wasn't a joke*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I like my girls like i like my Video Games, Japanese, Illegal, and free.
    Too late, Lee.

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