The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Colamisu]

I like women as long as they are under 25, and dont carry pepper spray

So... you're a rapist?

[Synthetik]

What does a dead baby sound like in a blender?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating while strangling myself.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I like my women like I like my Ice Cream: Cold and Melting

[Tassadar]

What does a dead baby sound like in a blender?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating while strangling myself.

The classic:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari.

I don't have a a Ferrari in my garage.

[Cosmic]

You know what the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds is?

There's twenty of them.

"I'll give you a Smartie if you come in my van."

"Give me the whole pack and I'll even come in your mouth."

[Synthetik]

The classic:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari.

I don't have a a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

[Kermit Da Frog]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

You can't pick up a pile of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Synthetik]

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

[Cosmic]

What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to ten trees.

[Synthetik]

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

[Tassadar]

They're thinking of making a film about Madeleine McCann's life.

It's going to be called 10,000 leagues under the sea.

[Cosmic]

What's red and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with deflated armbands.

[Inferno.]

This has actually gone too far.

[Cosmic]

This has actually gone too far.

[Tassadar]

No Inferno this is too far:



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