The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Tassadar]

Or like Anne Frank: Scared and in my attic

I view women like I view milk.

If it's more than a month old, it's no good.

Never change EP.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I view women like I view milk.

If it's more than a month old, it's no good.

I like my women like I like mimes: In a box and silent.

[Illora]

I like women as long as they are under 25, and dont carry pepper spray

[Synthetik]

Or like Anne Frank: Scared and in my attic

Or like my rum: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

[Raype]

Most people like to pick up women at bars.

I prefer to pick my women up with chips.

A little bit at a time.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Or like my rum: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Or like my Hot Wheels: Broken and in a chest.

[Tassadar]

I like my women like this joke, not getting old.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I like my women like I like my puzzles: Colorful and in 1000 pieces.

[Raype]

I'm going to go beat off to flemeth's chest.

Seriously, how does a chick who has to be physically pushing 60 (and is considerably older than that) have such a sweet rack?

IT BOGGLES THE MIND.

[Synthetik]

You know what the best part about fucking an 11 year old girl in the shower is?
Slicking her hair back and pretending she's a 12 year old boy.

[Inferno.]

[Kermit Da Frog]

What's white, hairy and bounces up and down?

[Synthetik]

Too far?

[Tassadar]

I'm going to go beat off to flemeth's chest.

Seriously, how does a chick who has to be physically pushing 60 (and is considerably older than that) have such a sweet rack?

IT BOGGLES THE MIND.

Helen Mirren is pretty hot for a 60 year old.

You know what the best part about fucking an 11 year old girl in the shower is?
Slicking her hair back and pretending she's a 12 year old boy.

You know what the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds is?

There's twenty of them.

[Kermit Da Frog]

A pedophile's ass in the crib.