I'll never understand your family. Never.
We may be dysfunctional, but we more than make up for it in character and huge penises.
Oh you little rascal, how could I ever control you? You're just like your old man. Just remember what I taught you: When you jizz in their hair, don't offer to get them a towel; make them get it themselves and also tell them to fetch you a beer while they're at it, and then immediately fall asleep.
I have to laugh every time my wife asks me to get her a CD.
"Not just a song, I want the whole 'al-blum'. "
album. AL-BUM.
god Iher
Ok, I'm off to bed![]()