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Thread: The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    A disturbing new trend among internet forum users. Are your forumers safe? Tune in tonight at 10 to find out.
    OH NO! I missed it by 2 hours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    OH NO! I missed it by 2 hours!
    Now you'll never know the warning signs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Now you'll never know the warning signs.

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    Shit. Im always out of the loop...

    Also ty, Sprung. The videos in game seem to be very choppy atm, So I guess Ill try the PAL release next. The thread will still be usable though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Sporadic log outs, detached thread lurking, and sexually charged jokes at the expense of others.

    *looks at Sprung*

    Oh my god... how could I have not seen this before. I'VE FAILED YOU AS A PARENT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Sporadic log outs, detached thread lurking, and sexually charged jokes at the expense of others.

    *looks at Sprung*

    Oh my god... how could I have not seen this before. I'VE FAILED YOU AS A PARENT.
    I don't get it. I need $10, some condoms and the car for the night, pops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I don't get it. I need $10, some condoms and the car for the night, pops.
    No, I'm done enabling you you sex addicted maniac. You're going to rehab first thing tomorrow.

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    I'll never understand your family. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    No, I'm done enabling you you sex addicted maniac. You're going to rehab first thing tomorrow.
    Cool. The advisers there are smoking hot. And easy. I'm gonna need more condoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    I'll never understand your family. Never.
    We may be dysfunctional, but we more than make up for it in character and huge penises.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Cool. The advisers there are smoking hot. And easy. I'm gonna need more condoms.
    Oh you little rascal, how could I ever control you? You're just like your old man. Just remember what I taught you: When you jizz in their hair, don't offer to get them a towel; make them get it themselves and also tell them to fetch you a beer while they're at it, and then immediately fall asleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    We may be dysfunctional, but we more than make up for it in character and huge penises.



    Oh you little rascal, how could I ever control you? You're just like your old man. Just remember what I taught you: When you jizz in their hair, don't offer to get them a towel; make them get it themselves and also tell them to fetch you a beer while they're at it, and then immediately fall asleep.
    That's weird...after I jizz in their hair, I usually punch them so hard they pass out, then I shave their heads and rub coconut oil on their baldness.
    Then I go to sleep.

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    Who keeps changing their tags!?

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    I have to laugh every time my wife asks me to get her a CD.

    "Not just a song, I want the whole 'al-blum'. "

    album. AL-BUM.



    god I her

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    Ok, I'm off to bed

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    Be right there.
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