DAD!!??Originally Posted by Cosmic
Let's just say she's even more tired.
Jackass Penguin
DAD!!??Let's just say she's even more tired.
Cookie Thief
I HAVE NO SON GOD DAMN IT HE WAS ABDUCTED BY SEWER FOLK
Jackass Penguin
C'mon dad...even mom doesn't believe that.
PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT
Cookie Thief
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SON I NEED THAT MONEY FOR BOURBON AND SCRATCH CARDS
Jackass Penguin
Mom said she couldn't afford to get my new kidneys all by herself.
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You don't need no kidneys boy.
Jackass Penguin
If you hadn't driven her to smoke meth while pregnant, I wouldn't have this huge humpback and bad kidneys.
Jackass Penguin
That part I got in The Goonies helped get my spine straightened.
I can still do the part.
HEY YOU GUYS!
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Kidneys are for the weak!
Banned
....Just....what?
Jackass Penguin
Yeah, I guess peeing is overrated.
Cookie Thief
You want to waste my money on two kidneys when you can live just fine with one? You're just like your mother, YOU'RE JUST LIKE HER.
Jackass Penguin
You always hated me. You and your two good kidneys can go to hell.
I like my new dad better anyway.
She's cool.
Cookie Thief
I don't hate you. It's just that every time I look into your eyes, I see your mother staring back at me.
You see son, I have a brain condition where sometimes I get people's faces mixed up.
Which also provides a convenient explanation for why I used to touch you when you were a kid.
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He totally fell for it too
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