The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Ivolt]

Tales of Ivolt: Laundry Edition!

Do Laundry for last 2 days
Fuck up slightly, wind up turning shirt pink.
Use bleach to fix.
Fix mistake, fuck up rest of shirt because you weren't careful with bleach.
facepalm

/tales end

[Illora]

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[Inferno.]

Do it. Doooooo eeeeeet!

Ban you, from PSN.

Dirty pirate.

[Illora]

Well, first full day back and my plans are already shot. What to do, what to do...?

wanna go see tron?

[Ivolt]

in b4 ban

I'll ban you all.

I'm bored.

Everytime I answer this with my wit, I actually do get banned for an entire minute.

Then again, I usually make the joke against Panda, and you know how stupid of an idea it is to fuck with a bear.

[Kermit Da Frog]

wanna go see tron?

I wish you lost your hands.

[Drageuth]

wanna go see tron?

Not even in the slightest. Damn sick kids, ruining my plans. >.<
Oh well. At least I can get some cleaning done around here, I suppose.

[Krisan Thyme]

Ban you, from PSN.

Dirty pirate.

Bring it on!

[Krisan Thyme]

Not even in the slightest. Damn sick kids, ruining my plans. >.<
Oh well. At least I can get some cleaning done around here, I suppose.

Ahhh, cleaning.. I should really see about doing that sometime soon here, the place has gotten a little disorderly this past week.

[Illora]

Not even in the slightest. Damn sick kids, ruining my plans. >.<
Oh well. At least I can get some cleaning done around here, I suppose.

wanna go binge drinking, I can't get drunk so I could drive.
literally, I cannot get drunk, my body doesn't absorb alchohol

[Drageuth]

Ahhh, cleaning.. I should really see about doing that sometime soon here, the place has gotten a little disorderly this past week.

My roommate didn't do too much cleaning for the four weeks I was gone, by the looks of it yesterday. As soon as I came home I swept and mopped, 'cause the floors were nasty. At least stuff was semi-organized. 'cept for the massive pile of crap in the corner that she "couldn't figure out where to put it." >.<

wanna go binge drinking, I can't get drunk so I could drive.
literally, I cannot get drunk, my body doesn't absorb alchohol

This makes the assumption that, a) I enjoy drinking to the point where I want to go binge drinking, and b) that I would actually hang out with you. Ever.

[Illora]

My roommate didn't do too much cleaning for the four weeks I was gone, by the looks of it yesterday. As soon as I came home I swept and mopped, 'cause the floors were nasty. At least stuff was semi-organized. 'cept for the massive pile of crap in the corner that she "couldn't figure out where to put it." >.<



This makes the assumption that, a) I enjoy drinking to the point where I want to go binge drinking, and b) that I would actually hang out with you. Ever.

I doubt we even live within 100 miles of each other, the whole thing was sarcastic. There are.... 2 people on this forum I would consider hanging out with

[Inferno.]

Time for some Death Smiles I think.

[Illora]

I peed in your oatmeal

[Drageuth]

I doubt we even live within 100 miles of each other, the whole thing was sarcastic. There are.... 2 people on this forum I would consider hanging out with

Fucking hope not.

Although living on an island does have its benefits in that regard, sometimes. I live close to a couple of people on this forum (like, within 80 miles), but it would still take me 3 hours of traveling (almost 2 hours on the ferry) to get anywhere near them. And be way too expensive.

Speaking of... anyone seen Zaladane lately? Or have I just been missing him because of my fucked up schedule the last little bit?