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[Drageuth]

I wonder what someone would think if they looked up my Google search history...?

"Porn"
"Porn"
"Porn"
"What is the proper name for 'botulism?'"
"Porn"
"Porn"
"What chemical is used to chemically castrate male birds?"
"Porn"

[Lee]

Have you SEEN his avatar?

[Drageuth]

Oh you will be. You will be.

I'm not exactly the biggest ladies' man but if there's one thing I've learnt, when a girl is on the fence about you, a little bit of competition goes a long way.

This is very true. Usually when I find someone else, though, and the previous girl that I was infatuated with finally comes around, I think the new girl is 10x better and don't even bother anymore, though.

And yes, the new girl is 10x better.

Ill run him through the wrapper/pricer for you. No matter how hard I try, Ill never forget the damn product numbers.

I had actually punched in the code for the family pack size of lean ground beef into the ATM as my PIN a few times now...

Last guy i knew to eat a tablespoon full of dave's had his stomach pumped.

My dad likes to use a toothpick of that stuff in his soups and stews. All he does is stick a toothpick into the jar, and whatever sauce is on the toothpick is more than enough for his soup.

I tried it once. Too hot for me.

[Lee]

Sure you use Morrigan as your main persona, but I still think you should call yourself an Incubus for...reasons.

I think I've had this conversation ON EP before...

But a succubus isn't a female demon, demons don't have genders, they can shapeshift.

A succubus is a slightly more sub demon that prefers the female form for obvious reasons.

An incubus is a dom, but can take a female form if they please.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Last guy i knew to eat a tablespoon full of dave's had his stomach pumped.

I Laughed at this, and I don't know why

[Jazzmarazz]

I had actually punched in the code for the family pack size of lean ground beef into the ATM as my PIN a few times now...

Workaholic?

[Drageuth]

I Laughed at this, and I don't know why

Because "Dave's Insanity" sounds like a terrible euphemism for someone named Dave's semen?

[Lee]

My dad likes to use a toothpick of that stuff in his soups and stews. All he does is stick a toothpick into the jar, and whatever sauce is on the toothpick is more than enough for his soup.

I tried it once. Too hot for me.

Two drops is enough for about 5 gallons of chili.

Stuff is , and it's not even the hottest on the market.

[Lee]

I Laughed at this, and I don't know why

Probably cause the guy was a dick, and it would be hilarious to see him suffer like that because of something stupid he did?

[Drageuth]

Workaholic?

It's just burned into my head forever.

Also, at the beginning of Toy Story (the first one), when Buzz first "lands" on Andy's bed, he reads out the date as "Mission log 4-0-7-2" or something similar to that. 4072 is our code for fresh whole frying chickens, three to a bag.

[Krisan Thyme]

That is most definitely NOT the right smilie.

[Jazzmarazz]

I think I've had this conversation ON EP before...

But a succubus isn't a female demon, demons don't have genders, they can shapeshift.

A succubus is a slightly more sub demon that prefers the female form for obvious reasons.

An incubus is a dom, but can take a female form if they please.

I picked up an occult dictionary for some reason at a resale store once. Very interesting things the church comes up with.
Apparently they do shape-shift, so that they may carry the semen to their master, or to distribute the accursed fluid to unsuspecting women.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Because "Dave's Insanity" sounds like a terrible euphemism for someone named Dave's semen?

na more to do with stomach pumping, it sucks...

im typing this one handed as i appear to have super glued my left hand to a UMD by accident... brb

[Krisan Thyme]

Have you SEEN his avatar?

Whatever would you be implying?

[Jazzmarazz]

It's just burned into my head forever.

Also, at the beginning of Toy Story (the first one), when Buzz first "lands" on Andy's bed, he reads out the date as "Mission log 4-0-7-2" or something similar to that. 4072 is our code for fresh whole frying chickens, three to a bag.

Im sure your numbers are much different than mine, but still, you poor thing.
The worst ever prrof that you work too much, is when you dream about meat!