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[Lee]

In a live, un-recorded gig of my RB2 singing skills.

Convenient.

[Milady]

Well, at least it's not the Glee version, right?

I don't even know what the Glee version it, and I refuse to Google it to find out.

[Fer!]

Conscription?
I thought that went out in the middle ages.

It's optional in here. But you need it for SEVERAL things, like getting a job.

The government trolled us, so it's still mandatory, we're reserves. I got off the hook by not getting in the 'lottery' that makes you serve a year for the Army, by going on weekends to Boot Camp.

Still, the thing says that if we're in war, we're the first reserve. Yay.

[Synthetik]

Also, rumour has it that if the whole war on drugs thing goes forward, and the Army runs out of cannon fodder, we'll be summoned to be the new cannon fodder.

Gee, I can't wait.

Fuck that noise.

[Fer!]

Convenient.

I thought that I needed a bigger connection to record from Livestream, turns out I didn't need to. I still regret that. T_T

I don't even know what the Glee version it, and I refuse to Google it to find out.

Good.

BECAUSE GLEE IT'S RUINING MUSIC BY LETTING YOUNG PEOPLE LEARN ABOUT CLASSIC SONGS. THEM FUCKING KIDS NOT GETTING OFF MAH LAWN AND ENJOYING THINGS.

[Fer!]

Fuck that noise.

I know, right? I'm renewing my passport to flee the country should that happen, I'm a coward, yes, because I don't really wish to die for my attempt of Government.

[deadlegion]

It's optional in here. But you need it for SEVERAL things, like getting a job.

The government trolled us, so it's still mandatory, we're reserves. I got off the hook by not getting in the 'lottery' that makes you serve a year for the Army, by going on weekends to Boot Camp.

Still, the thing says that if we're in war, we're the first reserve. Yay.

There was a "lottery" here for Vietnam.

[Lee]

I still regret that. T_T

YOUR REGRET IS ALSO CONVENIENT.

[Jazzmarazz]

k bye.

[Fer!]

There was a "lottery" here for Vietnam.

I'm aware. You win a lottery to die in a foreign land in a conflict where you don't belong, freaking cool.

[Prude]

I'll never have these adorable bunnies. I am going to cry I am so saaaaad

[J03]

Selective Service.. Mandate's got us by the balls unless we decide to become foreign refugees

[Milady]

I know, right? I'm renewing my passport to flee the country should that happen, I'm a coward, yes, because I don't really wish to die for my attempt of Government.

You can always come to the US. They won't deport you until you get some other illegal girl pregnant. Except she doesn't know she's pregnant until she comes to the hospital to have your baby, and the government doesn't care if your baby's sick. You goin' home, son.

What? I didn't tell you that story? Hospitals, what interesting places. I thought I'd heard everything after my psychiatric rotation. Cloud Strife begs to differ.

[Fer!]

Wow. There's a video on Youtube of a gynecologist giving a pelvic exam. Completely uncensored.

I guess it must be... educational.

IIRC there are coroner instruction videos and shit in there too.

[Fer!]

You can always come to the US. They won't deport you until you get some other illegal girl pregnant. Except she doesn't know she's pregnant until she comes to the hospital to have your baby, and the government doesn't care if your baby's sick. You goin' home, son.

What? I didn't tell you that story? Hospitals, what interesting places. I thought I'd heard everything after my psychiatric rotation. Cloud Strife begs to differ.

I was thinking Canada, but it's the new US by requiring a Visa.

Heard about that, @ the baby's name, he'll get trolled endlessly by his schoolmate's parents.