AlienGrounder's Hang Out: AlienGrounder: AlienGrounder

[Quiji]

I guess the fear stems from worrying that the water will explode. Neat.

[Raype]

FOOF? Y'know, they recently discovered that we've been putting too much fluoride in our water.

That'd be true if it was HO2, but ir's H2O

Which is close to both free hydrogen (water is used to make hydrogen fuel and nuclear weaponry!) and H2O2.

[Mistral]

It's one oxygen molecule away from both a very effective poison and a very potent explosive that detonates when exposed to AIR. Water is scary shit.

Those poor cats.

Heck, dihydrogen monoxide itself has been conclusively proven to cause death when inhaled, even in small amounts. Let's not forget its links to cancer, global warming, acid rain, soil erosion, and such major disasters as the India tsunami or hundreds of hurricanes and other major storms every year.

Most cats really are lactose-intolerant, too. I didn't know it either, but we all know the Internet is always right.

[Ivolt]

Fucking Chemistry, how does that work?

And don't tell me no scientist shit...

Wait. Fuck.

[Mistral]

Fucking Chemistry, how does that work?

And don't tell me no scientist shit...

Wait. Fuck.

Well, you see, when two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom like each other very much, the hydrogen atoms link up their "s shells" to the oxygen atom's "p shells"...

[Quiji]

So water is the eternal life giver, but potentially can become extremely poisonous gases, poisons, and even a bomb.

Isn't science neat.

[Ivolt]

Well, you see, when two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom like each other very much, the hydrogen atoms link up their "s shells" to the oxygen atom's "p shells"...

I saw that edit.

I SAW IT.

[Mistral]

I saw that edit.

I SAW IT.

I figured it was too obvious before.

[Ivolt]

You know those games when you had to give you mage an element, and water was almost always the shitty one that only let you heal and occasionally shoot shards of ice?

Yeah, fuck that noise, water needs to get this shit. IT'S AWESOME.

[Raype]

Heck, dihydrogen monoxide itself has been conclusively proven to cause death when inhaled, even in small amounts. Let's not forget its links to cancer, global warming, acid rain, soil erosion, and such major disasters as the India tsunami or hundreds of hurricanes and other major storms every year.

Most cats really are lactose-intolerant, too. I didn't know it either, but we all know the Internet is always right.

Not to mention that in it's gaseous form it can be fatal if you inhale enough, and in its solid form it's caused numerous shipwrecks. Which is to say nothing of the fact that it's primary purpose is as a general solvent, which it excels at beyond all other known substances

Fucking Chemistry, how does that work?

And don't tell me no scientist shit...

Wait. Fuck.

The human body is essentially a bomb. You're powered by tiny explosions. HAVE FUN!

[Prude]

My pizzas are made from the blood of Magic (Johnson)

CAN YOU AFFORD THE PRICE?

Yah

[Prude]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *screams*

[Ivolt]

It's hilarious that this conversation came up, if only because I was planning on letting water do most of this in a game I'm working on.

[Ivolt]

The human body is essentially a bomb. You're powered by tiny explosions. HAVE FUN!

That's pretty awesome, actually.

[Lee]

Well, you see, when two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom like each other very much, the hydrogen atoms link up their "s shells" to the oxygen atom's "p shells"...

Oh come off it...

Everyone knows that oxygen is a slut.

Hydrogen is just there for the DP.