AlienGrounder's Hang Out: AlienGrounder: AlienGrounder

[Cosmic]

Well, milk is disgusting in every way.

I'll agree with you there, I can't drink milk on its own. Shit's foul.

[Ivolt]

I can eat them in small amounts, but the excess amount of each just...

Well, milk is disgusting in every way.

You must of hated being a baby the-

*Recalls things Quiji has said*

SO MANY THINGS MAKE EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF SENSE THEY DID BEFORE.

[Raype]

The fuck is wrong with you all? Milk's delicious taste and texture are high level refreshment. And nutritious as hell, fat aside.

Also, it gives chicks bigger tits. That has nothing to do with why I like it, I'm just passing it on.

[Raype]

You must of hated being a baby the-

*Recalls things Quiji has said*

SO MANY THINGS MAKE EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF SENSE THEY DID BEFORE.

How sad, he's never had a glass straight from the tap.

Maybe I should send him some lactation videos.

Those women sure know how to pump their jugs.

[Ivolt]

The fuck is wrong with you all? Milk's delicious taste and texture are high level refreshment. And nutritious as hell, fat aside.

Also, it gives chicks bigger tits. That has nothing to do with why I like it, I'm just passing it on.

Crazy men, the lot of them.

*puts on helicopter hat and flies away*

[Quiji]

Also, it gives chicks bigger tits. That has nothing to do with why I like it, I'm just passing it on.

I thought that was just a myth.

[Cosmic]

It could be worse. I knew a guy in college who would gag when confronted with a glass of water.

Water.

Seriously, what the fuck? How do you make it through life if the thought of drinking water makes you feel physically ill?

[Mistral]

The fuck is wrong with you all? Milk's delicious taste and texture are high level refreshment. And nutritious as hell, fat aside.

Also, it gives chicks bigger tits. That has nothing to do with why I like it, I'm just passing it on.

Fun note: Humans are one of the very few creatures that are even capable of metabolizing milk beyond infancy. Most animals, and humans with lactose intolerance, lose the ability to produce lactase after infancy, effectively enforcing weaning biologically. Those humans who are exceptions to this almost invariably come from areas with a strong pastoral tradition, particularly with ruminants like cattle or goats, and there are clear signs that it is caused by an evolutionarily recent genetic mutation.

So it isn't tools or intelligence that separate us from the animals. Got milk?

It could be worse. I knew a guy in college who would gag when confronted with a glass of water.

Water.

Seriously, what the fuck? How do you make it through life if the thought of drinking water makes you feel physically ill?

Depends on where you're from, I suppose. I can't imagine drinking water from the Hudson or Thames without a very, very good filtration system.

[Quiji]

It could be worse. I knew a guy in college who would gag when confronted with a glass of water.

Water.

Seriously, what the fuck? How do you make it through life if the thought of drinking water makes you feel physically ill?

Well, we all know water is some scary shit. With it's hydrogen and molecules.

*shudders*

[Ivolt]

Wait, Cosmic, Ray.

What are you doing?

[Raype]

Crazy men, the lot of them.

*puts on helicopter hat and flies away*

I'll get you next time, gadget!

Well, we all know water is some scary shit. With it's hydrogen and molecules.

*shudders*

It's one oxygen molecule away from both a very effective poison and a very potent explosive that detonates when exposed to AIR. Water is scary shit.

Fun note: Humans are one of the very few creatures that are even capable of metabolizing milk beyond infancy. Most animals, and humans with lactose intolerance, lose the ability to produce lactase after infancy, effectively enforcing weaning biologically.

So it isn't tools or intelligence that separate us from the animals. Got milk?

Those poor cats.

[Colamisu]

Well, we all know water is some scary shit. With it's hydrogen and molecules.

*shudders*

Dude. Hydrogen is what they used in that there atomic bomb. I ain't drinkin' no bomb fuel.

[Cosmic]

Well, we all know water is some scary shit. With it's hydrogen and molecules.

*shudders*

Oh look it's starting to rai-

*rain gets in mouth*

*panics and hyperventilates*

[brit]

Talking about the Orochimaru, or the Orochimaru looking Kabuto?

YES.

[Colamisu]

It's one oxygen molecule away from both a very effective poison and a very potent explosive that detonates when exposed to AIR. Water is scary shit.

FOOF? Y'know, they recently discovered that we've been putting too much fluoride in our water.