The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Ivolt]

Most beautifully.

And then Drag will dismember us all and eat us.

Fuck, dudes a butcher. HE COULD DO IT.

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[Milady]

Fuck, dudes a butcher. HE COULD DO IT.

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EP Forum Awards 2011
Tastiest Member: _________

[Synthetik]

I've also dissected a squid, frog, pig, earthworm, grasshopper, spider, mud puppy, shark, rat, cat, a sheep's heart and a cow eye.

I think that's everything, but I feel like I'm missing something. I'm also improving my rat killing technique every couple of weeks, and learning how to keep acutely ill people alive two days per week. This might come in handy for torture, perhaps?

So you could also prepare the raw ingredients for calamari and ham on top of chopping up a human and harvesting their organs.

That sounds... terrible.

[Drageuth]

By...eating them?

Ms. Lovett's Meat Pies?

[Milady]

So you could also prepare the raw ingredients for calamari and ham on top of chopping up a human and harvesting their organs.

That sounds... terrible.

Don't forget the frog legs and Chinese food.

I don't specialize in chopping up the human, just opening them up and investigating.

The dismemberment is Drag's area of expertise.

[Drageuth]

Fuck, dudes a butcher. HE COULD DO IT.

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"Hey Ivolt, can you come back here into this cooler with this nice, big drain? I need your help with something. No no no, the hooks are just there for show. And the rail system is in case these big, delicious video games get too heavy to move. Knives? What knives? I don't see any knives? You crazy! "

[Drageuth]

I could turn you all into some lovely looking roasts.

[Ivolt]

Drageuth is now to be called Todd.

[Synthetik]

Don't forget the frog legs and Chinese food.

I don't specialize in chopping up the human, just opening them up and investigating.

The dismemberment is Drag's area of expertise.

Ah, of course. how uncivilized of me.

Exactly! So you can harvest people's organs!

I didn't realize this was a joint operation. And for what purpose will you two be dismembering and then eating all of the members of this forum?

[Milady]

Yum, roast.

Skirt steak is also delicious.

And preserved pectoralis major muscles look an awful lot like the beef jerky I had the other night!

[Milady]

Ah, of course. how uncivilized of me.

Exactly! So you can harvest people's organs!

I didn't realize this was a joint operation. And for what purpose will you two be dismembering and then eating all them members of this forum?

I can't believe you forgot about the Chinese food.

What can I say? It's quick cash.

Neither did I. But now that you mention it, I did hire Ray ages back to be my crazy researcher for my Parasol Corporation. I wonder how he's doing with that. Maybe we can hire Drag and have some interesting experiments. Though I'm sure Ray has his own style of dismemberment.

[Raype]

You're all talking about murder, disposing of corpses, and how you may resort to cannibalism.

I love you guys.

[Milady]

You forgot the torture.

And I really need to sleep. Thank god I don't have clinical tomorrow.

Just more paperwork. JOY.

Goodnight, gentlemen.

[Synthetik]

I can't believe you forgot about the Chinese food.

What can I say? It's quick cash.

Neither did I. But now that you mention it, I did hire Ray ages back to be my crazy researcher for my Parasol Corporation. I wonder how he's doing with that. Maybe we can hire Drag and have some interesting experiments. Though I'm sure Ray has his own style of dismemberment.

I know, I've been thinking about getting a cat lately, so eating Chinese food just makes me feel guilty.

I suppose stealing other peoples organs is better than donating blood/plasma.

I look forward to the amazing achievements this group will accomplish in the near future.

You forgot the torture.

And I really need to sleep. Thank god I don't have clinical tomorrow.

Just more paperwork. JOY.

Goodnight, gentlemen.

Goodnight.

[Ivolt]

You're all talking about murder, disposing of corpses, and how you may resort to cannibalism.

I love you guys.

The mark of a true friend is how willing he is to kill you.

And the answer should be "very"