The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Tanthias]

So, up for another (horrible, horrible) run, Ray?

[Synthetik]

They should switch to laughing gas. It'd be one huge rave

You know... that could actually work. No one would want to fight with a brain full of nitrous oxide.

My friend is from Egypt, he was born there and spent the first thirteen years and goes back for a few weeks every summer.

Anyway, from what he said you would pretty much never want to live in Egypt.

Yeah, it doesn't seem like a very great place. Although I guess I could understand feeling differently if you had been born there/had family there or didn't have the means to move to another country.

Just woke myself up snoring.

I wish I could fall asleep as quickly as you can.

[Raype]

No, I feel like I should be taking the evening away from such a task.

Also, I cannot physically take many more late evenings.

Shit's getting bad.

[Sprung]

I wish I could fall asleep as quickly as you can.

It takes years of practice to get to this level.

[Sprung]

G'night

[Synthetik]

No, I feel like I should be taking the evening away from such a task.

Also, I cannot physically take many more late evenings.

Shit's getting bad.

That uncontrollable shaking is just weakness leaving the nervous system. Those black shadows you keep seeing in your peripheral vision are completely normal. MOAR CAFFEINE.

It takes years of practice to get to this level.

G'night

I hope one day to attain mastery of this fabled... "sleeping."

Night.

[Tassadar]

Yeah, it doesn't seem like a very great place. Although I guess I could understand feeling differently if you had been born there/had family there or didn't have the means to move to another country.

I guess so, Cognitive dissonance doesn't let you say how bad it might be live there if you lived there.

[Synthetik]

I guess so, Cognitive dissonance doesn't let you say how bad it might be live there if you lived there.

Yeah, it's often easier to justify things then to take action. Just human nature I guess. Although in this instance, where almost half of the population lives below the poverty line, many people probably feel they have no other choice but to go out into the streets and riot at this point.

[Prude]

HUNGER ;___;

[Tassadar]

Yeah, it's often easier to justify things then to take action. Just human nature I guess. Although in this instance, where almost half of the population lives below the poverty line, many people probably feel they have no other choice but to go out into the streets and riot at this point.

True.

[Rasgrez]

HUNGER ;___;

...

Actually, I'm kinda hungry, too.

[Synthetik]

I'm thirsty... FOR JUSTICE.

Actually, soda. Probably Coke. I've been drinking so much Coke lately I think I'm actually gonna have to start doing blow. It's a gateway drink.

[Prude]

YES
I'm so hyper I want pizza, coke, anything you name it. I want to put chemical shit storms in my body allll night long, I just want to eat and eat without any consequence. I'M SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT GOD DAMMIT JUST GIVE ME IT ALL I WANT ALL THE FOOD, NO MORE OF THIS PORTION SHIT

[Tassadar]

I could kill for a good pizza right now.

[Synthetik]

YES
I'm so hyper I want pizza, coke, anything you name it. I want to put chemical shit storms in my body allll night long, I just want to eat and eat without any consequence. I'M SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT GOD DAMMIT JUST GIVE ME IT ALL I WANT ALL THE FOOD, NO MORE OF THIS PORTION SHIT

DO IT.

Preservatives make food last longer. And food fuels the body. So preservatives make the body last longer. THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY DOES NOT LIE.