The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Sprung]

I'm going to bed before DrunkEvans starts humping stuff.

[Tanthias]

I'm going to bed before DrunkEvans starts humping stuff.

And so you make yourself an easier target.

Oh, Ray, know if you're up/are free for zombie murdering tonight?

[Tanthias]

"Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you in the eye with my teeth!"

O...kay...

[Raype]

And so you make yourself an easier target.

Oh, Ray, know if you're up/are free for zombie murdering tonight?

Prude is off to the land of nod.

So yes, I am prepared to do some zombie murdering.

Preferably not for more than a couple hours, however.

Ironically, playing a game about a guy with sleep issues has largely fixed my own.

FOR NOW.

[Tanthias]

Prude is off to the land of nod.

So yes, I am prepared to do some zombie murdering.

Preferably not for more than a couple hours, however.

Ironically, playing a game about a guy with sleep issues has largely fixed my own.

FOR NOW.

*5 hours later*

Darn you *insert stage number we are currently on*!

[Raype]

ALWAYS.

[Lee]

I'm out, i just realized that this paper is due tomorrow at 2pm, and if i have to do it in an hour after i wake up, I'll probably fail.

[Drageuth]

I don't want to study anymore. Fuck, going back to school sucks. You would have thought, having worked in the field for 6 years, I would be able to get 100% on this test. But I keep forgetting stupid shit.

Although, in my defense, "what angle should the bevel edge of your knife be at?" was never covered in my training.

[deadlegion]

Just popped in to drop my guts.

*FaRt*

Enjoy.......

[brit]

Oh, I forgot to mention. Finally talked to my girl friend. Turns out, it was a bit of everything I hoped it wouldn't be. Turns out she was (un)intentionally avoiding me because she's found a new sense of happiness with her shithead boyfriend. A happiness that previously I had been giving her since I'm good at that and he, well, isn't. Since she's "OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE LOVES MEEEEE!" right now, she's limiting contact with anyone (me) if they have any influence on where her affections go. And, as we've experienced, I have a LOT of influence on where her affections go. She decided this after lying to me for two weeks saying that she was busy and then getting caught in the lie when she told me that all they've been doing was sitting at home playing with her kids and waiting for news on her new apartment.

So basically, I've put her in a slot of, answer when she texts me but never text her first anymore AKA the, doesn't really mean much to me anymore slot. I have a shitton of people in that slot.

[deadlegion]

Next time you have the chance to get busy with her........do the deed, slap her around a bit, and then pee on her while she's having a good cry.

I've been told that it's the thing to do.

[Colamisu]

So I was looking at another page while listening to that Ape Escape remix in the "What Are You Listening To" thread, and there was one of those ads for that shitty imvu... game? Anyways, chick in the ad was dancing perfectly in time to the song. It was full of win.

[brit]

Next time you have the chance to get busy with her........do the deed, slap her around a bit, and then pee on her while she's having a good cry.

I've been told that it's the thing to do.

I don't "get busy" with her. I'm married and not to her. I'm also moderately faithful.

[Colamisu]

I don't "get busy" with her. I'm married and not to her. I'm also moderately faithful.

And posting this on a website your wife visits occasionally.

[brit]

I'm about to start farming achievements on this forum then never use it again.

/Inferno