The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Jazzmarazz]

So the laws gives people excuses for not being attentive drivers, wow.

Talk about attentive drivers; I saw a lady at the red light before I crossed, eating yogurt. She was so engulfed in the magical experience that the people honked behind her to get her to move after the light turned green.
yogurt

[Prude]

So anyway this is a great movie.

[Cosmic]

Hey, he could always blame his cell phone or plead insanity.

Works wonders for keeping people out of jail.

Fucking legal system.

Can't comment on how it works in Canada but over here it's very difficult to prove insanity, and while it may keep someone out of jail, it'll get them locked up in a mental ward instead, which isn't exactly super happy fun time either.

Of course, there's also temporary insanity and from there we get into automatism, which looking at the quote was probably what he pleaded. Strangled your wife while you were sleepwalking? It's OK, you didn't know what you were doing. Have a cookie.

[Sprung]

I believe it is time to procure some Taco Bell products. I shall return with Americanized misrepresentations of traditional Mexican cuisine.

THAT was a long, cold drive

Check engine light came on. I guess the car said 'fuck you, it's too cold'

[Sprung]

I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever has recurring night terrors in which he's incurred the wrath of the mafia?

Ever seen The Godfather?

[Prude]

Mmm I have left over mac and cheese with meatballs from noodles and company and left over pizza.

[brit]

I JUST realized that everyone is a Super Moderator.

Also, I'm teaching myself Objective-C.

[Sprung]

I JUST realized that everyone is a Super Moderator.

Also, I'm teaching myself Objective-C.

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.

[Jazzmarazz]

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.

To me, everyone's a super sexy beast.

[Colamisu]

Here, it's only illegal to drive while on the phone in school zones. Otherwise, you're good. However, driving without a seatbelt is illegal.

[Raype]

Stupidheads

Stupidheads EVERYWHERE.

[Raype]

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.

[Sprung]

This is why.

[Jazzmarazz]

All of my posts show up twice...?

[Prude]

All of my posts show up twice...?

Oh, so you're a sucker for internet mods? DOES THAT TURN YOU ON