The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Quiji]

If "I" had $41,300 I would probably see about going back to school myself.. More likely than not, an Art school like the Academy of Art out in CA.

Pfft, $41300 wouldn't even get me one year of Drexel. My debts will be about $300000 if I didn't get any scholarships.

[Krisan Thyme]

Pfft, $41300 wouldn't even get me one year of Drexel. My debts will be about $300000 if I didn't get any scholarships.

Not saying it would get me the whole way by any laughable stretch of the imagination, but if I had the clink on hand that's definitely what I'd put it toward. As it is, I can't seriously muse myself with the notion of college, not with where I'm at in life right now.

[Cosmic]

In the ten thousands digits, etc. etc.

It all boils down to a video game or a car.

Buy for $10,000.

Sell for $40,000.

Use the money to purchase a DMC-12 Delorean from eBay, go back in time and purchase 50 copies of Stadium Events.

Sell these for $30,000 each (the price goes down because you're flooding the market, see? )

Go back in time again.

Cause the universe to collapse and rebuild itself when you are forced to engage in mortal combat with past Quiji in order to secure a 51st copy of Stadium Events, resulting in an alternate future where I speak fluent Swahili, eat food through my urethra and don't attempt to gouge my own eyes out every time I forget to change the channel before PhoneShop comes on E4.

Thanks a lot, you dick.

[Drageuth]

If "I" had $41,300 I would probably see about going back to school myself.. More likely than not, an Art school like the Academy of Art out in CA.

Seeing as how I'm starting school again on Monday for my trade, I figured putting a good chunk of change towards a mortgage would be a good idea. As much as I would love to go and get a degree, I can't think of anything that I want to do right now. And seeing as how the union is paying for me to take this course... Might as well.

[Quiji]

Time travel ruins everything.

Now what I would do is buy 20 copies of Stadium Events in the past. I would travel into the future where it's worth $40000 and stop time. I would locate and destroy every copy I could find, meaning demand would go up while supply goes down. Sell it for $80000-$100000 each every couple of years since the value would decrease as I sell more and more of them.

Now to invent time travel.

[Krisan Thyme]

Seeing as how I'm starting school again on Monday for my trade, I figured putting a good chunk of change towards a mortgage would be a good idea. As much as I would love to go and get a degree, I can't think of anything that I want to do right now. And seeing as how the union is paying for me to take this course... Might as well.

Oh I agree entirely. Was just saying, if I had the money that's probably what I'd put it toward myself.. You've got a kid and yea, a mortgage to pay off. Priorities and all that~

[Krisan Thyme]

Now to invent time travel.

It's easier than you think.

[Quiji]

It's easier than you think.

I guess the concept of time travel is already science, and probably even a method of time travel is theorized. Worm holes and such. I guess I need to just invent technology to harness the power of worm holes in a contained environment with complete control.

Now THAT is hard.

[Drageuth]

Oh I agree entirely. Was just saying, if I had the money that's probably what I'd put it toward myself.. You've got a kid and yea, a mortgage to pay off. Priorities and all that~

The mortgage isn't mine yet, but in a few years I plan on applying for a mortgage. And when I do, this unit is worth approximately $150K. And I would buy this unit. (All of this has been discussed with the landlords, who don't want to hold onto this place for too much longer. I am essentially their last tenant, so if I can also purchase it off them, it would be a load off their minds).

And yeah, having a kid kind of changes my priorities. Even being away for a month to go to school is going to be hard. And I have to do the same thing next year.

[Milady]

Milady wasn't staff then, she really did get Retro status in like, 8 months. Because of Gare, but yeah.

Wait, what? I think it was more of a general consensus.

Gare so, so much.

I think Fer felt pretty bad for me too, at the time.

[Jazzmarazz]

What loops do you have to jump through, to add a new arcade game?
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/bullet-bill/

[Drageuth]

I think Fer felt pretty bad for me too, at the time.

"She's been here for 8 whole months! RETRO ALREADY, GODDAMN "

[Milady]

"She's been here for 8 whole months! RETRO ALREADY, GODDAMN "

I don't remember exactly how long I was around before I got Retro'd, but I got my staff position in about 10-11 months.

I even volunteered for this list nonsense.

[Milady]

Aaaand I just remembered that I can't even backread the Retro forum to find out.

I forgot that EP purged itself of my existence.

[Jazzmarazz]

"Kouen has logged in"