The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Sprung]

I would post a lone kissy face, but you're like, old and stuff.

Yeah, I don't want to raise the blood pressure unnecessarily

[brit]

so what happened to Lydia?

She's right next to me.

It's the mistress.

Apparently brit's not getting it ANYWHERE anymore.

Not quite. Would be lovely, though. If only I were so lucky.

So many questions...

Two words, man. If it was ONE word, then it would raise questions.

[Prude]

Unlike you, I do not parade my physical appearance about.

So nobody will know.

SO ASIAN IT HURTS.

Oh really? Fat and all? I like my ds picture though it's awesome I look so excited.

[Raype]

I'm a girl, but...

She has a penis.

It's just a small one though.

No testicles though.

So it's not gay.

Since balls cannot touch.

[Sprung]

Two words, man. If it was ONE word, then it would raise questions.

Oh, right. Ebonics

[Tassadar]

girl friend=/=girlfriend OIC

[Prude]

She's right next to me.

Not quite. Would be lovely, though. If only I were so lucky.


Two words, man. If it was ONE word, then it would raise questions.

OH MY GOD I was totally fooled.

[Milady]

Dear Prude,

Will you come cut my hair for me? I want it to be a bit shorter, but I don't feel like bothering with it at the moment. But it needs to be pretty for class!

Sincerely,
Milady

[Prude]

She has a penis.

It's just a small one though.

No testicles though.

So it's not gay.

Since balls cannot touch.

Some people actually have that problem.

[Tassadar]

Why are we all pretending 30 is young.
If you were living in Zimbabwe you'd only have 5 years left.

Brilliant encouragement from the internet.

[Prude]

Dear Prude,

Will you come cut my hair for me? I want it to be a bit shorter, but I don't feel like bothering with it at the moment. But it needs to be pretty for class!

Sincerely,
Milady

I'll be right over. What kind of cut do you want~

[Sprung]

I'll be right over. What kind of cut do you want~

Brazilian

[Colamisu]

Brilliant encouragement from the internet.

This is America, where if you make it to 30, you'll make it to 60.

[Raype]

Oh really? Fat and all? I like my ds picture though it's awesome I look so excited.

See, now if I were posting pictures of me being "excited" to the internet it'd be a problem.

Some people actually have that problem.

Yeah. You told me. That's why you like Lady Gaga so much. You have the same issue.

[Milady]

I'll be right over. What kind of cut do you want~

I don't care, as long as it's cute and I don't look like a lesbian.