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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    Oh dear god
    I know, right.

    Your family, and my family.

    In the same building.

    It's the stuff of nightmares.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    No, you're not supposed to step on our mushroom houses, you mothersmurfer.
    I once smurfed to smurfette getting smurfed in all smurfs by a couple of huge smirfs.

    That video was alright.

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    I DON'T DO THE POOR NEWLYWED THING
    Only after I'm very rich and make a fair amount of money will I get married.
    And I don't even want to get married. Like, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    I DON'T DO THE POOR NEWLYWED THING
    Only after I'm very rich and make a fair amount of money will I get married.
    And I don't even want to get married. Like, ever.
    Prude confirmed for eternal spinster.


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    Prude confirmed for not getting divorced a million times.

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    Wait Prude and Ray have known each other for a year, sheeeet, time flies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Wait Prude and Ray have known each other for a year, sheeeet, time flies.
    In a biblical sense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Wait Prude and Ray have known each other for a year, sheeeet, time flies.
    Late March.

    It's currently late January.

    You now realize another year has been wasted.

    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    Prude confirmed for not getting divorced a million times.
    Damn right. I don't pay for divorce attorneys.

    I pay for hitmen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    In a biblical sense?
    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Late May.

    It's currently late January.

    You now realize another year has been wasted.
    Oh god.

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    Jess won't answer her texts. Pissing me the FUCK off.

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    Chicken noodle soup.

    Nom?

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    And seriously. EP has TOO MANY FUCKING BARS that I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Chicken noodle soup.

    Nom?
    There's an "M" on your "no".

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    Quote Originally Posted by brit View Post
    And seriously. EP has TOO MANY FUCKING BARS that I DON'T CARE ABOUT.
    neads moar gay barz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    In a biblical sense?
    It depends on whether we're talking new testament or old testament.

    I could get her to do new testament within a few hours, but old testament took a couple days.


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    Why can't women not be so fucking STUPID.

    Yes, that's a generalization that also happens to be hard to prove wrong.

    Yes, I'm upset about something.

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