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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfGravity View Post
    Goody

    I'll post a now and then to keep you safe
    I appreciate it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Your search - AYUDAMEIJOSUPUTAMADRE - did not match any documents.

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    I'm pretty sure it's more than one word, silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Zombie babies you say? I found some creepy plague babies in Demon's Souls, but they're kind of scary and infinitely respawning. I wasn't particularly planning on picking up Dead Space, but it may have some merit.
    Try Dante's Inferno. One of the levels (I think it was Lust) has babies with scythes for arms, and they attack in packs.

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    If the mexicans can't understand you, just talk

    S L O W E R

    A N D

    L O U D E R

    and make hand gestures. Gets them every time.

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    Because babies aren't annoying enough when they have regular arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I appreciate it.



    I'm pretty sure it's more than one word, silly.
    I know exactly zero Spanish.

    I go to Taco Bell and order "one a them, and one a those".

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    Dead Space babies have tentacles.

    And have a nasty habit of hitting you from across the room when you can't see them.

    Makes me want to punch babies.

    Fortunately, I can.

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    The Taco Bells around here are run by black people. Your method probably works better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Because babies aren't annoying enough when they have regular arms.
    They're rape babies, so they're kinda angry too.

    which is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    OHMYFUCKINGGODCHRIST would be a decent translation of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
    A $60 farewell present.
    I noticed that in the Amazon link, those were like $20 or something back in the day. Strange.
    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I agree completely.

    Zombie babies you say? I found some creepy plague babies in Demon's Souls, but they're kind of scary and infinitely respawning. I wasn't particularly planning on picking up Dead Space, but it may have some merit.

    My Spanish, it is so terrible. I understood enough of that, however, to know that I'd be staying away from that room without my co-assigned nurse or my instructor. A couple of semesters ago, I had a classmate from Bolivia in my group. I would dearly miss her help in a situation like that.
    I don't know why they didn't add it to the box, listing a feature of: "STOMPING, KICKING AND PUNCHING ZOMBIE BABIES" is pretty much a high seller feature right there.

    And even if she was with you, she would have a hard time understanding angry Mexican women giving birth with broken English and fused up with bad Spanish. Seriously, when 'Mexicans who live in US' get interviewed or something in TV, I don't know what language they are talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    The Taco Bells around here are run by black people. Your method probably works better.
    Please quote, the post above you was about punching babaies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I know exactly zero Spanish.

    I go to Taco Bell and order "one a them, and one a those".
    Did I mention that the Mexican Taco Bell only lasted three months before being abandoned and closed, then demolished and rebuilt to be a Burger King?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    OHMYFUCKINGGODCHRIST would be a decent translation of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I don't know why they didn't add it to the box, listing a feature of: "STOMPING, KICKING AND PUNCHING ZOMBIE BABIES" is pretty much a high seller feature right there.

    And even if she was with you, she would have a hard time understanding angry Mexican women giving birth with broken English and fused up with bad Spanish. Seriously, when 'Mexicans who live in US' get interviewed or something in TV, I don't know what language they are talking.
    Almost like it was put in the game just for me!

    I suppose you're right. Guess I'll be carrying some extra sedatives around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I noticed that in the Amazon link, those were like $20 or something back in the day. Strange.

    This was $20 too when I bought it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Did I mention that the Mexican Taco Bell only lasted three months before being abandoned and closed, then demolished and rebuilt to be a Burger King?
    Was their slogan "Run for the border" down there too?

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