The Hang Out: your post count is going backwards!

[Raype]

N-N-NEVER!

Soon you will discover the glories of cream cheese.

Oh fuck, cream cheese brownies. Salmon cream cheese with chives on bagels. Cream cheese, avocado and rice and cucumber wrapped in seeeeeeeea weed
Cream cheese in cheesecake, cream cheese icing, whipped cream cheese on carrot cake, cream cheese with green onion dipped with triscutssss

I know all about the glories of it.

I'm just saying that I'll give up my shitty highly processed horribly non nutritious food when you give up yours.

[Prude]

I know all about the glories of it.

I'm just saying that I'll give up my shitty highly processed horribly non nutritious food when you give up yours.

But cream cheese ACCOMPANIES delicious nutritious foods, don't you see?

[Raype]

What the fuck no you can't.
I LOVE CREAM CHEESE OH GOD OH GOD!
And no way. Cream cheese reigns supreme over Spa-ghetto.

Mix it with vinegar, toss it in the oven.

PLASTIC.

AHA I did too.

Yeah, but you're a goddamned illiterate.

[Raype]

But cream cheese ACCOMPANIES delicious nutritious foods, don't you see?

Okay, I think that's enough of a break for one day.

Now get cracking on that resume before I start telling EP how amazing I think you are.

[Prude]

Mix it with vinegar, toss it in the oven.

PLASTIC.



Yeah, but you're a goddamned illiterate.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THAT plastic my ASS

It's a dairy product you fag

[Prude]

Okay, I think that's enough of a break for one day.

Now get cracking on that resume before I start telling EP how amazing I think you are.

EW STOP IT

[Tanthias]

*turns and walks away*

[Prude]

*turns and walks away*

were you there about the cream cheese? Who was that, Ivolt?

[Prude]

"peanut butter jelly jesus" My nephew.

[Raype]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THAT plastic my ASS

It's a dairy product you fag

I'd rather see you try it. Go on.

Dairy products contain fatty acids, salts, and protein. Guess what rubber is made out of? Well, the rubber that's made of trees, anyway.

[Raype]

EW STOP IT

Oh my dearest prudence, how I love thee. Let me count the ways....

[Colamisu]

Just open the can upside down or shake it a couple times.

It's what I do.

Also, I add water. It's less chunky that way.

S'what I do. S'what I told him he should have done. But y'see, my brother is the kind of person who I actually felt the need to ask

"Did you open more than one?

...

Did you open all of them?"

[Jazzmarazz]

foo-foo fruity champagne!

[Prude]

I've never had champagne.

[Synthetik]

But it doesn't really look like GARY.
And what font does Synth use. I'd like to use it toooo

Not Garamond actually.

Bolded Palatino Linotype. You tryin tah copy mah style?

(There's like 5 fonts that all look exactly the same.)

I wanted Wingdings.

Me too.

Also, I want a bagel with cream cheese now.