You're trying to turn your girlfriend into a man?
To be fair, I spent several years of high school being a pretty normal teenage boy. It was all a big sham and I went home every evening to cuddle my cat and watch Cardcaptor Sakura on TV, but for what it's worth I think I put on a pretty good act. Unfortunately it carried the small side effect of making me mentally unstable and borderline suicidal.So not only are you fighting against my nature, but you're fighting against a mind which subconsciously equates masculinity with feelings of extreme unhappiness and self-loathing. Good luck with that.
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SOMEONE REPOST THE IPHONE SECTION
I need a reliable jailbreak tutorial!
SHIT.
First post since the rollback. No rep, only ten posts? What the hell, man.
I'm definitely not going to be fully destroying these things if/when I LP this game.
I wasn't really TRYING to. It just kind of happened. Probably right around the point where she started playing Atlus RPGs and developing a taste for my sense of humor.
I am not sure how to feel about this.
That's it, I'm taking you to a strip club. I'm sure getting a face full of stripper snatch will make you glad to be a man.
And then I run out of ammo. And accidentally blow myself up.
Well, I now know not to try and destroy everything on this now.
A couple of months back Prude said I was way cuter than her. A few more steps and she's going to be way manlier than me.
You do realise that every time you talk about me 'being a man' my mind just goes back to that Mulan song, and I take two steps backward?Or is said song immune to the de-manlifying effects of Disney movies due to it being accompanied by a TOTALLY MANLY MONTAGE?
Oh, and I'm totally saving going to a strip club for when I want to mix things up a little bit and screw with people. One day I'm going to come in and my little brother's going to be all 'Where were you?'. I'll simply answer 'strip club' with a shrug, and his jaw will hit the floor.
Also being saved for such moments are such situations as coming home completely wasted one night, getting really, really offended at a throwaway comment, and unleashing a barrage of foul language completely unprovoked.![]()