The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Prude]

Back in my dad we had to say "please". And write letters to Santa. And pretend to be grateful when Christmas morning brought nothing but beatings and knitted scarves.

[Evans]

Sorry, that was my other personality coming through.

Would you believe I'm known as an extremely affectionate nice guy in my other life?

It's fucking WEIRD.

I'm nice in person, too.

Then I speak.

[Prude]

People from california do not talk like that.



I know, right. I have this purple bear, he's totally awesome.



You didn't seem too disgusted by my sister's hair color.

Her natural hair color is the same as mine.

Oh...that one sister? RAY SHE IS SO HOT seriously. She is so hot.

[Raype]

Ha! You liked that one chick. "THAT'S MY ONLY WOMAN I LIKE BLOND"
Guess what I'm bleaching it I'M GOING PLATINUM Just kidding my hair won't take it. /:

I like the occasional blonde, I will not lie about that. But as a general rule, Blonde is eww. Brunettes are awesome, and redheads can be one or the other.

When you go red, you're definitely on the awesome end of the spectrum.

And you would totally not look great platinum. I don't think you have the skin tone for it. You'd look kind of albino. Which isn't a bad thing, because I like lighter skin tones.

[Cosmic]

OuO

Well, this adds an entirely new spin to those old posts...

REPRESSED MEMORIES COMING THROUGH OH GOD

[Prude]

NO THE BLONDE, SHERRI

[Evans]

Nice place to be.

OuO

Well, this adds an entirely new spin to those old posts...

Gotta wonder if he managed to get something thrown at him on Xmas that wasn't his old man's junk.

[Cosmic]

just kidding lol i got nintendos

[Prude]

OuO

Well, this adds an entirely new spin to those old posts...

OuO

[Prude]

just kidding lol i got nintendos

Of course you did. DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP
I WANT THE KIDNLE
GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN KIDNLE GEORGE

[Raype]

Ha ha, freudian slip.

Oh...that one sister? RAY SHE IS SO HOT seriously. She is so hot.

I have pictures from her trip to jamaica. I might be tempted to give you some bikini shots for....other stuff. The call is yours to make.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SICK
Poor ivolt.

I'm just a little playful. People have to have a sense of humor when I'm around.

Ivolt can take it. That's why I like him.

[Prude]

Not nearly as cute as you.

You're always exaggerating.

I would do things to you that would make a hooker blush.



It's being worked out currently. I *may* have just found a method to absolve my previous loans, which was a significant hurdle. If all goes according to plan I may be able to start fresh eventually, which means I can finally get back to class. Huzzah. Barring that, there's some options I may or may not consider. I hate having to decide and then jump through hoops. Shit sucks. Why can't I just have things handed to me on a silver platter like a certain someone?

I've got a job for you. Personal maid. It comes with a costume for everything. It's okay, I can pay you in food.

OH RAY LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY
Hate to tell you but I've broken out all over my face.
Don't call me cute it's embarassing stooooooooooooop STOP
That would be amazing.

[Prude]

Ha ha, freudian slip.



I have pictures from her trip to jamaica. I might be tempted to give you some bikini shots for....other stuff. The call is yours to make.



I'm just a little playful. People have to have a sense of humor when I'm around.

Ivolt can take it. That's why I like him.

GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I love ivolt. who doesn't?

[Cosmic]

Of course you did. DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP
I WANT THE KIDNLE
GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN KIDNLE GEORGE

Swap you for the iPad.

[Milady]

Dear Ivolt,

I feel your pain. Or rather, your illness. Or something.

I may have to kill something after reading all this nonsense. And, being female, I'm supposed to like cute things and such.