The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Inferno.]

I just lick a few 9 volt batteries, and it goes away.

Lick toads instead.

[Evans]

I just lick a few 9 volt batteries, and it goes away.

Before or after the purple flashes?

Oh wait, "volt".

[Prude]

Lol, you guys seriously think I don't know ZZ top?

[Raype]

The saddest part about all this?

She's a music nerd.

Or so she claims.

[Seraphis Cain]

Eh it was so bad the other day that 5 antacids didn't cure it, then I got scared and thought I was going to die from an antacid overdose.

7 Tums and a Zantac and still going.

FFFFFFFFFF

[Evans]

Thank God.

Think we should nag him out of straightening his hair or is that still funny enough to overcome how embarrassing it is?

[Sprung]

Eh it was so bad the other day that 5 antacids didn't cure it, then I got scared and thought I was going to die from an antacid overdose.

When I was 16 or so, I had an ulcer, or so they said. The doc put me on 500mg Tagamets 3 times a day.

Shit made it worse because it completely shut down my stomach. The food just sat in there and festered.

[Inferno.]

It's not so bad today, it was chronic the past few days. Actually thought I was dying.

[Sprung]

I used to get heartburn a lot. Turns out I had an ulcer. At 16.



Lucky sunnuvabi-



So voodoo does work. Good to know.

THAT WAS YOU!?>!?!

[Inferno.]

When I was 16 or so, I had an ulcer, or so they said. The doc put me on 500mg Tagamets 3 times a day.

Shit made it worse because it completely shut down my stomach. The food just sat in there and festered.

You and Drageuth both have me quite concerned now.

[Evans]

Lol, you guys seriously think I don't know ZZ top?

Don't really care whether you're ignorant or just playing around.

[Evans]

When I was 16 or so, I had an ulcer, or so they said. The doc put me on 500mg Tagamets 3 times a day.

Shit made it worse because it completely shut down my stomach. The food just sat in there and festered.

Shut down your growth in general, it seems.

[Sprung]

You and Drageuth both have me quite concerned now.

It's stomach AIDS. You're gonna die inside out.

[Raype]

I don't get heartburn.

It runs in my family.

All of my siblings have weak stomachs.

I have an iron one.

I have gotten heartburn ONCE in my life.

And considering my diet at the time, it wasn't too shocking that I would have gotten that.

Enjoy your heartburn, people.

I'll go enjoy some spicy food.

[Seraphis Cain]

Worst part of mine is that my Dad had Crohn's Disease and a myriad of other stomach problems that eventually killed him.

...so basically, a peek into my future.