CRAZY
Did you fly into a fit of rage and start wielding a comically oversized flyswatter while doing it? Also, I like to picture you being extremely girlish and whining about how now you can't get married.
I like to picture a girlish british guy flailing about and screaming about it being in his hair.
I've never had one chew on my toes, but it's not pleasant to have one latch on to that little bit of webbed flesh between your thumb and first finger and proceed to mimic the death roll of his larger cousins.
I'll try not to go crawling across your bed in the future.
We have venomous spiders, but I've only seen them a few times in my whole life. It's mostly wolf spiders that I saw at my father's house, and they're a little scary. I never killed one though. Not on purpose anyway.
It might be, I don't know. I associate the sound with hot, muggy summer temperatures, which I am very, very unfond of.
We were getting into the car at night when a cicada apparently divebombed him as he was sitting down in the driver's seat. He hopped up and ran a bit away from the car. I ended up having to get the bug out of the car for him. He said he had no idea what it was, but it was amusing.
I love lizards.
Last edited by Milady; 3rd-January-2011 at 21:04.