I think they would slash through my throat and then eat straight from it.
It doesn't help that throat cutting is traumatic to me.
That's overkill. I just throw water at them.
Geckos and little lizards are common here, but since they don't bite, nor contaminate stuff like roaches do, I never hurt them or anything when I encounter them in the walls, they're awesome and just chilling in there.![]()
It's disturbing how appealing the thought of trading semi-fluency in another language for the ability to wear cute jammies is to me. Sometimes I scare myself a little.
I didn't have a lot to say, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.I ordered some silly TV-capture card that Tanthias sent me a link to, so maybe I'll do one of my own at some point.
This.I think you're the only person who could ever make me feel guilty about killing a spider or a centipede.
Roaches never, they bring out diseases and they're just overall nasty when they decide to hug your face, specially your mouth.
Heck, once I laughed because I was hammering a nail outside to repair a window frame, and then a stupid roach flew and landed exactly in the place where I was about to hammer the nail.
You can imagine the outcome.![]()
I would play it.
Unfortunately necrotizing fasciitis doesn't get a route. It's being promised in the remake though. Wait, it was cancelled? FUCK THIS SHIT.
Fortunately prude and I are on the greatest form of birth control known to man. Being several thousand miles apart.
MGS3: Pac Man with Guns.Originally Posted by Fer
No way, he'll just use that cute kitty mouth to grab your throat and hold you down until you suffocate.
We have five-lined skinks. They have super cute blue tails, but they'll nom you if you pick them up, and roll around like little alligators.
Oh man I can't handle this
I feel bad about the spiders because they weren't venemous ones, and posed no threat to me whatsoever. The centipedes not so much.Either way, if you approach me while I'm in the shower or crawl across my bed, you must face the consequences.
I thought it was quite a soothing sound.Though perhaps hearing it year after year would get tiresome~ And...running away from a cicada? Getting the image in my head of a Looney Tunes-esque chase sequence now.
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