The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Prude]

Oh god scott pilgrim puck man

[Prude]

I'm hungry where is my food

[deadlegion]

I'm hungry where is my food

I'm eating it.
Lunchtime

[Prude]

Ughhhh

[Sprung]

Fucking trigger

First I was

then I was

[Raype]

I'm hungry where is my food

Aren't you supposed to be on a plane?

And why are you not in my bed?

SO MANY QUESTIONS.

[Prude]

I am on a plane.
I got my food it was good.
only an hour left.
God I feel like I'm always on planes.

[Raype]

I am on a plane.
I got my food it was good.
only an hour left.
God I feel like I'm always on planes.

Well at least it puts some frequent flier miles on you.

And you'll be used to high altitudes.

Which is good, because I have an idea for a sexual position that's both awesomely complicated and perfect for joining the mile high club.

After I get some wine in you we'll be good to go.

[Prude]

oh good hell
I haven't really had wine before.

[Evans]

There's something on the wing!

It looks like it's... Is that Ray and Pr-

[Raype]

There's something on the wing!

It looks like it's... Is that Ray and Pr-

I'm tossing her salad.

And scrambling her eggs.

At 10 000 feet.

Also, totally just wrecked her shitter.

Or maybe that was the engine.

oh good hell
I haven't really had wine before.

The cheap stuff is pretty much alcoholic grape juice. Largely with a nasty aftertaste. Possibly cranberry juice or fruit punch depending on the brand.

The good stuff tastes like the world's greatest juice gone slightly sour and superconcentrated. Granted, I haven't sampled the really great stuff because SO POOR.

[Evans]

I'm tossing her salad.

And scrambling her eggs.

At 10 000 feet.

Also, totally just wrecked her shitter.

Or maybe that was the engine.



The cheap stuff is pretty much alcoholic grape juice. Largely with a nasty aftertaste. Possibly cranberry juice or fruit punch depending on the brand.

The good stuff tastes like the world's greatest juice gone slightly sour and superconcentrated. Granted, I haven't sampled the really great stuff because SO POOR.

Air Continental breakfast on the go~

Fortified wine. Fuck the rest.

[Raype]

Air Continental breakfast on the go~

Fortified wine. Fuck the rest.

Snakes on a plane? Nah, it's just my pant python.

Mormons now drink more often than I do. Going dry was a horrible decision.

[Evans]

Snakes on a plane? Nah, it's just my pant python.

Mormons now drink more often than I do. Going dry was a horrible decision.

Heh, pant.

Falter, you know you want to.

[Evans]

Gross, I taste fuel.