Names may or may not be abbreviated to protect the guilty parties
*playing infamous' intro level*
G: What? Where am I supposed to go.
R: Aww, he's all confused by the open nature of this game after staring at those stupid hallways for 3 hours (G had recently polished off the latest batch of military shooters which were discarded about the room like so many tissues)
J: You're supposed to jump over that thing right there
G: Well I don't know, I'm more of an RPG kind of guy
*small vein begins to throb on R's forehead*
J: You don't even know what an RPG is.
G: Yes I do.
M: Name ONE RPG you've ever played.
G: CAWD Black ops.
*R facepalms so hard it's clearly audible throughout the whole room*
*J&M emit loud groans of displeasure*
G: What? CAWD (yes, he PRONOUNCES THE ACRONYM) is an awesome RPG.
J: No, it's not.
G: Yes it is
M: R?
R: *still facepalming whilst shaking head side to side*
My hatred for G burns with the fire of a thousand suns.
I wish to make him suffer.