Time for the requisite water level. OH BOY!
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The main server of the Resistance Base has recently become the target of several malicious hack jobs.
I take it these hack jobs aren't hack jobs, else they'd be easily foiled.
We know that the hackers are in a hidden base located beneath the desert.
If you know where it is, HOW THE FUCK IS IT HIDDEN!? Speaking of which, why didn't NA pull out, and why didn't the resistance bomb the hell out of the base or something? Surely they've procured at least some form of artillery over these last few years. It's not like the NA base is well defended or anything. Ciel cracks the code in about 2 seconds. And it has a tiny defense force. And a backdoor, apparently (we did get out through the boss room, after all.).
If we don't do something about it soon, we will have many problems with the generation project of the new energy.
Shoddy translation get!
Zero, will you sneak into their hidden base and destroy their main computer?
Will you accept?
>Yes
>No
Again, she said "main computer". So this isn't going to end up being a Tron styled level. Although stuff does go that way once reality starts having a shit fit and the internet goes haywire. But that's later...
The MMZ series bosses are apparently less of a sausage fest. It seems having roboboobs and a mechavag isn't a good enough reason to stay off the battlefield anymore. Desperate times and all that.
Attempts to hack into our base have ceased, thanks to you.
Thank god Neo Arcadia only had enough in its budget for one set of supercomputers, and didn't plan for this eventuality. X is apparently a really shitty president. All that warmongering over the last century or so doesn't appear to be helping. Especially since he's throwing multi million dollar weaponry at some lightly armed desert dwelling infantry in the middle of an energy crisis which is surely wreaking havoc on the Neo Arcadian Economy. A resistance which, according to propaganda, are a group of psychotic terrorists whose only motivation is killing shit for no reason. Which was largely true of the last group X wiped out. But these guys haven't done shit. Why does all of this sound familiar....
I'll do my best to achieve my mission to develop a substitute energy. The future of all the Reploids depends on us!
And now that that's over it's time to deal with the final dung-
*Alarm Blares*
Seriously? AGAIN? Motherf-
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So it appears that we're once again thrust into a forced mission. The last one of the game, in fact. And I cannot do any elf collecting and I figure I'll just keep this update short-ish as well. Tune in next time when we defend our useless comrades yet again.