We're recovering from a recent server crash. The backup is from 2008, so most people will need their stats updating.
Two easy steps is all it takes to be waving your floppy, smegma-ridden genitalia in everybody's face again!
1) Find one of your most recent posts on Google by searching for
Download Links:
Links are hidden from guests. Please register to be able to view these links. followed by your username, then filter the results to within the past month.
2) Post in this thread with a link to the cached page and I'll adjust your post count/join date/points accordingly. Rep too, though I guess there's no way to actually prove what we had. Honour system?
IT'S SO SIMPLE, EVEN CHEEZY COULD DO IT. MAYBE.
BUT MY ACCOUNT IS MISSIIIING!
Calm down, take a deep breath, register a new account and follow the instructions above. Your friendly neighbourhood Englishman will take care of everything. Why? Because he loves you that much. Yes, you.
MY ACCOUNT IS TIED TO A HOTMAIL ADDRESS I HAVEN'T USED SINCE 1997 AND I CAN'T RECOVER THE PASSWORDDD!
Register a new account, follow the instructions above and PM me with an up to date e-mail address so I can get your old account up and running again.
IMPORTANT
When registering a new account, do not use a Yahoo e-mail address. Ignoring this advice will cause the universe to implode. Or result in you not getting a confirmation e-mail. Something like that.