Quote Originally Posted by Elin View Post
But what you don't know is that you're sitting on a wealth of untapped knowledge, acquired only via porn! The same processes you use to Google porn can actually be used to research other, non-porn related topics! The means by which you burn porn to CDs and DVDs can, rather shockingly, be used to burn anything. Yes, that's right, even things without a trace of penis on mouth action! And you know all those pornographic games you've been playing? Say hello to being able to play all sorts of other non-pornographic games!

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Provided they're ones where your experience perving on virtual women will come in handy.

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Okay, so that basically just covers DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball. But still! The possibilities! =o!
See, quick, and well thought out. You're on a roll, dude.