The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[Dr Mario]

Did you see that one news post of hers? You'll know which if you did.

I think she has more than one outrageous claim in the news.

Hmm, let's see.

FREE FOOD AND BOOZE!

That should do it.

<channels Hemmingway>

I'm a writer, damnit. I need my share.