The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[Evans]

What the hell, you tiny bastards

I should look for a measuring device.

Ruler, a wall, and a pen. Do it.

[_M_]

I know I'm trying to gain weight.

Take NO2. Find it at any supplement store. Then join a gym. It produces results like steroids but it isn't hormonal.

You got breast implants, huh?

No, it's something called a "Push-Up" and "Jogging" I believe the J is silent.

Fixed*

Shut up before I eat you.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Damn, He needs to gain some weight too

Mommy says I'm perfect. Plus I like being skinny. My muscles are showing more than they would if I gained weight.

Can you decipher this shit?

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No? Then be quiet.

hun!

Evans?

[Evans]

I measured my wiener once. It wasn't accurate though. I used one of those D shaped things that you use in Geometry and it only went to 6 inches. So I just like, estimated from there

"It's pretty big for a guy your age."

[Dr Mario]

How the hell can you tiny bastards even move?

[Mikey]

Mommy says I'm perfect.

You are. She's not just saying it because she loves you or to get you off her back.

[Evans]

Mommy says I'm perfect. Plus I like being skinny. My muscles are showing more than they would if I gained weight.



Evans?

Oh you know I make it sound sexier than that.

[Corey]

Take NO2. Find it at any supplement store. Then join a gym. It produces results like steroids but it isn't hormonal.



No, it's something called a "Push-Up" and "Jogging" I believe the J is silent.



Shut up before I eat you.

I'll stick to eating normally and just growing naturally. Y'know, no weird shapes.


Fuck that, skating is enough for me.


:deach:

[Evans]

How the hell can you tiny bastards even move?

Drag from air molecules, I guess.

[Corey]

"It's pretty big for a guy your age."

I told you about that?

[Raype]

Ruler, a wall, and a pen. Do it.

Looking for one now.

*rummages through desk drawer*

I measured my wiener once. It wasn't accurate though. I used one of those D shaped things that you use in Geometry and it only went to 6 inches. So I just like, estimated from there

I tried measuring mine once.

But then I realized they don't make instruments that big.

[Mikey]

Ray, are you also 6'3?

[Evans]

Can you decipher this shit?

80acc88817958ddb1776a8eb5ecfa358a-5-%7Bi-6_i-1204582118_i-80_i-1204584035_i-134_i-1204584061_i-132_i-1204584414_i-40_i-1204584427_%7D

No? Then be quiet.
hun!

Looking at the skin glitch, I wonder if you yourself can.

[Corey]

But then I realized they don't make instruments that big.

[Tanthias]

Well, it's 5:02 PM. I guess it's about time for me to head out and take my Math Finals.

Bye guys and girls (if any are on)