Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
His Horton-ness is testing your faith!

Believe!

Believe and you may forever bask in the glory of his house.

Where the nuts of dough are always fresh, the coffee is always hot, and the girls working the counter have asses as wide as the prairies.
I pray for the Horton's forgiveness. I beleive in all that is caffinated, all that is sweet, all that is pastry, and all the girls who work the counter because their arses can't fit through the door to the bakery in the back :O

*goes to piss away the holiness*