The Hangout: Cheezy dances to New Kids On The Block!

[Raype]

I just wanted what was best for you.

As if you really had a drinking problem, but anyway.

What was best for me? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! *wrist cut*

Yeah, also imaginary. Just like this computer I'm using to post this.

Oh, and I'm really a girl.

Yup, imaginary penis.

[_M_]

I can see it now.

5 minutes in, the main character is sitting in a hail of gunfire. He reloads, and...

BAM! A bullet comes through the wall he was using as cover and spills his brains everywhere.

The end.

Well we all know that drywall and 18 gauge steel studs aren't exactly bullet resistant.

I'm just saying, ball park it.

[Evans]

I can see it now.

5 minutes in, the main character is sitting in a hail of gunfire. He reloads, and...

BAM! A bullet comes through the wall he was using as cover and spills his brains everywhere.

The end.

Or when the hero gets gunned at by 4 dudes with machine guns, and yet none of them ever bothers shooting ahead of the guy to kill him.

They'd suck at FPS games.

[Jetsetlemming]

And how did PCSX2 go?

The main menu of Kingdom Hearts played GREAT!

Too bad nothing else did. The intro movie ran at tenth normal speed, without sound, and was apparently unskippable. Once ingame, it was at something like 15 FPS without frameskip, so about 1/3 normal speed, and the ground was glitching out. The text boxes that popped up to give me what I assume were control instructions were blank, and I'm pretty sure there was supposed to be something talking to tell me what I was supposed to be doing or at least setting atmosphere, but there was nothing but the backround ambience.
I burned the game to a DVD, I'll try the latest version of PCSX2 when I get my new computer, I guess.

[Raype]

Or when the hero gets gunned at by 4 dudes with machine guns, and yet none of them ever bothers shooting ahead of the guy to kill him.

They'd suck at FPS games.

And yet somehow they manage to hit every bit of glass, powder, water, or explosive material in the area

No, they'd just proclaim "HAXXX!"

[_M_]

Or when the hero gets gunned at by 4 dudes with machine guns, and yet none of them ever bothers shooting ahead of the guy to kill him.

They'd suck at FPS games.

lulz

[Jetsetlemming]

Screenshot I posted earlier:

It also defaulted to that tiny little window.

[Evans]

What was best for me? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! *wrist cut*

Yeah, also imaginary. Just like this computer I'm using to post this.
Oh, and I'm really a girl.
Yup, imaginary penis.

True enough. Also, it's "cuts wrists".

It's all in your head.

[Raype]

True enough. Also, it's "cuts wrists".

It's all in your head.

Enough close.

[Evans]

And yet somehow they manage to hit every bit of glass, powder, water, or explosive material in the area

No, they'd just proclaim "HAXXX!"

That's what Jemusu does.

[Jetsetlemming]

You know, an FPS would be good right about now. I've been playing far too many stealth, RPG, and adventure games lately. Maybe I should download call of duty or something.

[Evans]

Enough close.

Minded.

[Raype]

That's what Jemusu does.

Jemusu?

[Evans]

The main menu of Kingdom Hearts played GREAT!

Too bad nothing else did. The intro movie ran at tenth normal speed, without sound, and was apparently unskippable. Once ingame, it was at something like 15 FPS without frameskip, so about 1/3 normal speed, and the ground was glitching out. The text boxes that popped up to give me what I assume were control instructions were blank, and I'm pretty sure there was supposed to be something talking to tell me what I was supposed to be doing or at least setting atmosphere, but there was nothing but the backround ambience.
I burned the game to a DVD, I'll try the latest version of PCSX2 when I get my new computer, I guess.

I'd tell you to get a console, but then I'd sound like a hypocrite.

Wouldn't want that. Nope.

[Evans]

Jemusu?

It's polo's name in Warsow.

Gawd.