The Twangout: Like Robin Hood, Only Somehow More Gay. And Merry.

[Panda Man]

"Hey, [my first name], this is Brett [or Brent] Kastik [phonetic spelling], we ran track together. Give me a call, it's (270) 317-1307. Later"

Two calls, both came across the caller ID as "restricted". One voicemail. There was only one Brent on my track team, his last name started with an M. No Bretts. Changed my number twice since high school. Reverse lookup traced the number to Elizabethtown, KY.

Scifags are starting to fight back, I think. Gonna call up the cops and report harassment, or something.

I might call that number. From a pay phone

[Anonymous]

I might call that number. From a pay phone

do it.

[Raype]

Did someone say "do it"?

[Panda Man]

I logged your IP Ray, you were stalking the HO until cheezy posted do it. You been caught!


And I will tomorrow

[Anonymous]

texted my mom to ask if she gave anyone my number. her reply: "No, but your sister did. Did the army call you or something?"

[Panda Man]

texted my mom to ask if she gave anyone my number. her reply: "No, but your sister did. Did the army call you or something?"

[Anonymous]

how do I tell her that I might have a cult chasing me?

[Raype]

I logged your IP Ray, you were stalking the HO until cheezy posted do it. You been caught!


And I will tomorrow

Egads, my secret is out

SPANISH INQUISITION!

texted my mom to ask if she gave anyone my number. her reply: "No, but your sister did. Did the army call you or something?"

Ha ha, your mom's trying to get you drafted

[Raype]

how do I tell her that I might have a cult chasing me?

"Mom, I know this may sound weird, but Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to kill me. Help."

[Panda Man]

how do I tell her that I might have a cult chasing me?

"Mom, the CoS has singled me out for no reason at all, and I R skurred, pweaze don't give me number out to anyone, especially to ray."

[Panda Man]

Egads, my secret is out

SPANISH INQUISITION!

Indeed, bastard

"Mom, I know this may sound weird, but Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to kill me. Help."

Win!

[Raype]

Win!

Then you just gotta invite them over for some Kool Aid and you're set.

[Anonymous]

"Mom, I know this may sound weird, but Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to kill me. Help."

:wub:
WHY IS THAT NOT A SMILEY!?

[Banned]

just walked about a mile (maybe a little more), toward the end I could have sworn I was gonna collapse from exhaustion.

[Raype]

Pussy.