The Twangout: Like Robin Hood, Only Somehow More Gay. And Merry.

[Raype]

Who's easy?

What?

Getting up in asses?

[Cyberxion]

It's called camping, not turtling. Or is that just for FPS games.

And stop saying you're bad.

It's easy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_(game_term)

[Mikey]

Yeah, it's fine, but in order to be effective, I have to do the same. And I just can't. I can't stand back and not fight, y'know? So you've got an advantage over me, because I'll rush to initiate combat just because I have a natural aversion to turtling.

Nah. I sometimes get flustered when I'm on the defense and out of no where I get tagged, or when someone is fiercely attacking me, and I try and go for an opening, and fail. I tend to run.

Though I did notice that I did better when I played the defensive. Though I'm so out of practice that I don't really remember any defensive techniques, like the one you had with Spiderman, so I'm not that much more effective.

I have a defense technique with Spidey?

Honestly, it's fun to play against you, but at the same time it's frustrating, and will be until I remember how the fuck to play this game effectively.

I get that a lot here.

[Cyberxion]

And stop saying you're bad.

Well maybe I'm not bad, but I'm not the sort of person to claim that I'm good when I'm far from it, y'know?

I've watched matches on the Dojo that almost made me cry, the players were so good.

[Fer!]

Really? Why? Go mod you Wii, and you can be just like me . Except it sucks because when the US version finally releases, I have to do all that work over again .

1.- I don't have a Wii.
2.- You can play it.

I did considered getting a Wii, but after playing Umbrella Chronicles and being a fan of Metroid Prime and obviously SSB I totally considered getting it quickly.

[Mikey]

I could if I had the patience, but to me, a fighting game is about the fighting, not about waiting in the corner for your opponent to get tired of you...waiting in the corner.

Turtling is just part of the game. Just like throws.

To be fair to Mikey, he does take the offensive, so he's not the sort of turtling bastard that really gets right up my ass.

Play Elin.

He's got an all-around solid game, and if I want to beat him, I'm going to have to practice. Whenever I get the chance to do that.

You've already beaten me.

Who's easy?

What?

Getting up in asses?

[Cyberxion]

I have a defense technique with Spidey?

Ego Mikey, tone it down.

No, you don't really have a defense technique. You just have a good method going to rope impatient players into getting supered all over the place. I kept falling for it because I wanted to smear your face into the pavement.

[Mikey]

Well maybe I'm not bad, but I'm not the sort of person to claim that I'm good when I'm far from it, y'know?

I've watched matches on the Dojo that almost made me cry, the players were so good.

You mean the super ultra zomg seasoned vets? They're ridiculous. iBunny quickly comes to mind. He beat the snot out of me first, then I beat him, then he went on a snot beating streak against Evans, and lord knows who else. :O

[Ryan]

1.- I don't have a Wii.
2.- You can play it.

I did considered getting a Wii, but after playing Umbrella Chronicles and being a fan of Metroid Prime and obviously SSB I totally considered getting it quickly.

So by quickly you mean slow?

[Cyberxion]

Turtling is just part of the game. Just like throws.

Of course. I'm definitely not saying that it's cheap. Well, the constant throws are, so much so that they're usually banned at tournaments, but it's still part of the game just like turtling is, so I can't really bitch about it. I just wish I knew the timing to initiate throws reliably, and that I had some sort of way to break through your iron defense.

You've already beaten me.

What, once? And I think you let me.

[Mikey]

Ego Mikey, tone it down.

No, you don't really have a defense technique. You just have a good method going to rope impatient players into getting supered all over the place. I kept falling for it because I wanted to smear your face into the pavement.

Hm. I never really considered that a defensive technique. More like, faking someone out. Not sure if that makes sense. I used to catch Dino and Evans a lot like that, same with Ivolt.

[Cyberxion]

You mean the super ultra zomg seasoned vets? They're ridiculous. iBunny quickly comes to mind. He beat the snot out of me first, then I beat him, then he went on a snot beating streak against Evans, and lord knows who else. :O

I dunno who they were. I just watched a couple of random matches, and those guys were fucking lighting fast, and their gameplay strategies were fucking tight. Those guys knew what they were doing, and they did it well.

[Mikey]

Of course. I'm definitely not saying that it's cheap. Well, the constant throws are, so much so that they're usually banned at tournaments, but it's still part of the game just like turtling is, so I can't really bitch about it. I just wish I knew the timing to initiate throws reliably, and that I had some sort of way to break through your iron defense.

Believe me, my defense is far from iron. Elin totally disagrees here.

What, once? And I think you let me.

No, you really did beat me. I didn't allow you to.

Hm. I never really considered that a defensive technique. More like, faking someone out. Not sure if that makes sense. I used to catch Dino and Evans a lot like that, same with Ivolt.

'Course, those old fake outs don't work on'em anymore.

[Strongbad]

Damn 3440 stepmania songs. Some of them are pretty cool, but I am pretty sure some are literally impossible. I have seen some amazing skilled players, but humans only have so many fingers.

[Mikey]

I dunno who they were. I just watched a couple of random matches, and those guys were fucking lighting fast, and their gameplay strategies were fucking tight. Those guys knew what they were doing, and they did it well.

The pros.

The ones that do infinites are annoying, though.