I couldn't find a full translator, actually. I tracked down a
Swedish-English dictionary and did the title by hand since I'm curious about that sort of thing (just look at all the Romanian I'm using right now). I still wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't been reading a couple
Russian Wiki articles that led me to
synthetic languages.
"The CIA planted a bug in a Russian nuclear missile factory. They discovered that the rockets are made of two parts: the huyovina and the pizdyulina, joined with poyeben’, and all of these are interchangeable"...heh...