The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

[Evans]

Hey, now that's not fair, evans food is awesome.
At least, the bit he tossed out last tuesday was.
Crunchy.

I thought I told you to leave! *throws beer bottle*

Nope, no wasting goes on ever here. Not under my watch. Or clock.

*isn't really there*

[Cyberxion]

Fucking hell.

[Evans]

Your lips are bleeding, woman.

[Panda Man]

Made it to the final table.

[Evans]

Fucking hell.

It's ok, Raymond and I aren't really breaking up.

[Panda Man]

Your lips are bleeding, woman.

I noes, what the fuck did you put in those cookies!?

[Anonymous]

Somehow I got Vundo. This fucking blows.

[Evans]

I noes, what the fuck did you put in those cookies!?

What cookies?

[Cyberxion]

I noes, what the fuck did you put in those cookies!?

If it were Ray that you quoted there, I'd have said his cock.

[Cyberxion]

It's ok, Raymond and I aren't really breaking up.

Good. I hate it when you two pretend to fight.

[Cyberxion]

Somehow I got Vundo. This fucking blows.

Double Yew Tee Eff? What's a Vundo?

[Panda Man]

What cookies?

Oh shit.... You can no longer enter the kitchen

[Raype]

Nope, no wasting goes on ever here. Not under my watch. Or clock.

*isn't really there*

Then someone reheated something and didn't finish

*goes back to drunken stupor*

It's ok, Raymond and I aren't really breaking up.

Yeah, I'm an inbred alcoholic nerd and he's french. Nobody else would put up with either of us

[Evans]

Good. I hate it when you two pretend to fight.

Keeps us feeling like it actually means anything anymore.

So jaded...

[Anonymous]

Double Yew Tee Eff? What's a Vundo?

Massive spyware-installing trojan.