The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

[Fer!]

Also, don't go aww. I'm crazy.
Ask Ray.

Okay.

Ray?

[Raype]

Indeed, I'll be 20 this year.

...

And now I realize I'm older than most of the hangout crowd.

Also, don't go aww. I'm crazy.
Ask Ray.

It's true, he hulked out earlier and ate a baby.

After raping it.

[Cyberxion]

They deserve a skullfucking if they don't hire you.

Seriously.

And they shall get it! Or at the least, a decreased work-output for a few days due to low morale.

I could threaten to sexually assault them if they don't give you whatever position you want.

Would that help?

I don't know that it will help, but I'd totally be alright with you doing it. As long as I could get it on video.

I hope you get the job man.

Thanks man.

[Sprung]

I work there, but it's through a temp-agency. Even so, I output twice the work that other people do in my sector.

For example, a guy was tasked a month or so ago with entering all the customer-codes on these surveys into a spread-sheet so that the first ten-thousand people entered could get a free portable ash-tray. It took him three weeks to do it.

I had to put in similar customer-codes into a spread-sheet in order to track retailers that needed to be removed from our system. I got through 7,500 in less than three days. I started mid-day on Friday, worked on it all day Monday, and was done by mid-day on Tuesday.

Recently we've been entering information from those aforementioned surveys into the system, and I can do more in a day than the other people there can do in an entire week.

They require us to do 250 voice-mails a day, and I can do double that if we have them.

I'm a hell of a worker, and I hope that they see that when it comes time to make the choice. If someone else is better qualified, then so be it. I just don't want to be turned down when my work-ethic is phenomenal, I'm intelligent, I often develop methods to fit double the work into the same period that it would take others to do it, I'm accurate, and most importantly I'm just-plain the best choice for the job, even if I'm not exactly qualified in all areas. I can learn, and I'm quick at it.

I do hope they make the right choice.

I'm sure you're not the only one that's noticed all the hard work
I'd say good luck, but I don't think luck will have anything to do with it.

[Libra]

Good luck Cyber! Just try not to stress it too much man. =]

[Panda Man]

Cyber =



Fine, if sprung won't I will: Good luck Cyber! You probably won't need it though

[Seraphis Cain]

Best of luck to ya, Cyber!

[Libra]

Just don't burn the place down if you don't get your stapler back. 0_o

[Cyberxion]

I'm sure you're not the only one that's noticed all the hard work
I'd say good luck, but I don't think luck will have anything to do with it.

I hope that's the case. I also hope that the lady doing the hiring talks to the managers in my sector and that they remember that I'm a hell of a worker.

Thanks for the luck-wish. It would be so wonderful if this happens. I'd finally be able to stop worrying about shit and finally get around to enjoying life.

[Raype]

Cyber =

Do not try to take his stapler.

He will fuck you up.

Hard.

[Panda Man]

http://www.nraila.org/News/Read/InTheNews.aspx?ID=10509

[Cyberxion]

Good luck Cyber! Just try not to stress it too much man. =]

Yeah, that's good advice. I'll only be setting myself up for a harder fall too if I don't manage to get it.

Cyber =



Fine, if sprung won't I will: Good luck Cyber! You probably won't need it though

Thanks Panda. I may or may not, but it doesn't hurt one way or the other to have some luck on my side.

Best of luck to ya, Cyber!

Just don't burn the place down if you don't get your stapler back. 0_o

But it's my stapler...

[Panda Man]

Thanks Panda. I may or may not, but it doesn't hurt one way or the other to have some luck on my side.

As we say at poker table, luck beats skill any day.

waitaminute.....

[Panda Man]

Luck only really happens at the card table btw

[Cyberxion]

Luck only really happens at the card table btw

Then why does it seem like such a gamble when you're trying to have sex with some chick you met at a seedy establishment? I gotta imagine that they call it "Getting Lucky" for a reason...