
Originally Posted by
Sprung
So I got out of bed this morning with a muscle problem in my neck...strain, spasm, knot, whatever. It hurts like a bitch. If I could find a comfortable position, I would stay there forever...but I can't.

I had a problem that sounds exactly like that.
I have a remedy for it though!
Alright, you really have to take my word for this, because it is goofy as hell, and I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't in so much pain (it was a family remedy).
What you need to do is take a rag, get it real hot, and pour vinegar on the rag, then lay down and put the rag on your neck.
I have a southern family with a whole bunch of strange remedies for things, that surprisingly enough, work. Next time you burn one of your fingers, stick it in your ear. The ear wax soothes burns. 
Seriously though, Sprung, try it.
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