The Hangout: Providing insubstantial escapism for the unwashed masses!

[Evans]

My family is... uh.... let's just say you've never seen such a large gathering of bizarre and freakishly different people until you've been to one of my family get togethers. Unless of course you've been to a sideshow freak convention. And even then, it'd have to be a pretty big convention. Although for some, the only bizarre thing is how normal they turned out despite their surroundings.

Ray Raysson. Sweet. But I prefer Ray Gunn.

Sounds fairly regular to me. Imodium?

Do you have a license to carry that thing?

[Raype]

Sounds fairly regular to me. Imodium?

Do you have a license to carry that thing?

I suppose so. However, you've not met these people. Nor will you likely. Count your blessings.

It's in my front pocket.

[Elin]

It's not a race evans.

It could only be a race if Culise wasn't driving a sports car, and me an...ah...wheelbarrow.

To be fair, I have been looking towards moving upmarket. That tractor on the farm looks pretty appealing.

[Sprung]

It could only be a race if Culise wasn't driving a sports car, and me an...ah...wheelbarrow.

To be fair, I have been looking towards moving upmarket. That tractor on the farm looks pretty appealing.

Mow my yard?


*oh god...I'm sorry

[Anonymous]

Mow my yard?


*oh god...I'm sorry

Fer's out of a job?

[Raype]

It could only be a race if Culise wasn't driving a sports car, and me an...ah...wheelbarrow.

To be fair, I have been looking towards moving upmarket. That tractor on the farm looks pretty appealing.

Culise is driving a sports car?

Oh...fuck....no.

Please tell me she didn't...

*jet engine starting up*

oh....

*ducks*

[Evans]

Never heard of that...but I can see why
Alcoholic Rep+

Gives that little extra kick to cakes or ice cream.

U. V. Ray.

Close enough.

Life is like a box of chocolates, Evans always hogs them.

Über vapid Ray.

Good. *trips*

You never know what you're gonna get, but it's gonna be sweet and creamy.

[Sprung]

My youngest daughter is watching the final Zoe 101 show: "Zoe Gets Knocked Up and Fired."

Ok, that's not the title, but it should be.
I hope it's a lesson to all those impressionable little tweens out there.

[Raype]

My youngest daughter is watching the final Zoe 101 show: "Zoe Gets Knocked Up and Fired."

Ok, that's not the title, but it should be.
I hope it's a lesson to all those impressionable little tweens out there.

It sure is.

If you can't stay off your back for 5 minutes, you're going to get pregnant, lose a somewhat financially stable job, but be able to roll in dough once you start suing tabloids and the like, not to mention raking in some spare cash for your friends and family with the associated controversy.

Über vapid Ray.

You never know what you're gonna get, but it's gonna be sweet and creamy.

I'LL KILL YOU!

And it won't be ice cream.

[Sprung]

It sure is.

If you can't stay off your back for 5 minutes, you're going to get pregnant, lose a somewhat financially stable job, but be able to roll in dough once you start suing tabloids and the like, not to mention raking in some spare cash for your friends and family with the associated controversy.



I'LL KILL YOU!

And it won't be ice cream.

Dude, it's Britney Spears little sister. She already has all the money she'll ever need. Now she'll have morning sickness and engorged breasts.

[Evans]

I suppose so. However, you've not met these people. Nor will you likely. Count your blessings.

It's in my front pocket.

Shame.

Ah, it's the abridged version.

It could only be a race if Culise wasn't driving a sports car, and me an...ah...wheelbarrow.

To be fair, I have been looking towards moving upmarket. That tractor on the farm looks pretty appealing.

It's ok, your wheelbarrow is pushed by jealousy. There's no better fuel.

That's the weirdest fetish ever. *subscribes*

Culise is driving a sports car?

Oh...fuck....no.

Please tell me she didn't...

*jet engine starting up*

oh....

*ducks*

*looks at Ray acting like a duck*

*shakes head and starts running*

Goddamn Newfies...

[Anonymous]

My youngest daughter is watching the final Zoe 101 show: "Zoe Gets Knocked Up and Fired."

Ok, that's not the title, but it should be.
I hope it's a lesson to all those impressionable little tweens out there.

Is it just me, or does the name Jamie Lynn just scream redneck?

[Sprung]

Is it just me, or does the name Jamie Lynn just scream redneck?

$10 says Britney's middle name is Sue

[Raype]

*looks at Ray acting like a duck*

*shakes head and starts running*

Goddamn Newfies...

Yeah you'd better run! Or I'll stab you with my pecker!

Dude, it's Britney Spears little sister. She already has all the money she'll ever need. Now she'll have morning sickness and engorged breasts.

Yes, but there's no such thing as too much publicity, nor too much money.

I'm sure they'll find some way to wing this whole thing into a somewhat crappy but somehow marketable movie career. (those bastards)

Is it just me, or does the name Jamie Lynn just scream redneck?

It took you THIS LONG to figure out they're just glossed over trailer trash?

[Jackhammer]

Yeah you'd better run! Or I'll stab you with my pecker!



Yes, but there's no such thing as too much publicity, nor too much money.

I'm sure they'll find some way to wing this whole thing into a somewhat crappy but somehow marketable movie career. (those bastards)



It took you THIS LONG to figure out they're just glossed over trailer trash?

He was busy eating.