Ok.
Dear Sir,
I regretfully inform you that since you are an asshole, we cannot consider you for a Moderator position at this time. It is our policy to discourage the promotion of members with the mapped Human Genome #A554013, or more commonly know as "an asshole".
If at some point in the future this gene becomes recessive, or we lose our collective minds, you may be reconsidered for the position.
Thank you,
The EP Staff.