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Thread: The Hangout: Deach =/= win.

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    Futuristic Sex Robotz - [Hotel Coral Essex #02] Welcome To The Internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post


    I HAS MOLD!

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    :X

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    Fer, oh my.

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

    Trying to install FSX, and realizing that you loaned the other DVD to a former co-worker, at a job you no longer have, in a town you no longer live in, SUUUUUCKS.

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    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through EP
    Not a creature was stirring, not even Pirates_DC
    The stockings were hung in retro with care
    In hopes that the rep whores would soon be there

    The members were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of EGGO danced in their heads
    And B in her nighty, and Deach in his fat
    Had just settled their brains for a long downtime's nap

    When in FFA there arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
    Away to the hangout I flew like a flash
    Jase is a nutter, and Darth smokes hash

    The moon in Evan's sig shining over the snow
    Gave the luster of midday to objects below
    When, what ot my wondering eyes should appear
    A miniature Sprung and seven tiny reindeer

    With a little old driver so lively and quick
    I knew in a moment it must be Ray's dick
    More rapid than eagles, his staff members came
    And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

    "Now Mikey! Now Cyber!
    Now, Seraphis Cain!
    On, Cookie! On, Panda!
    On, Jack and MasJ!
    To the top of the porch!
    To the top of the wall!
    Now mod away! Mod away!
    Mod away all!"

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
    when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
    so up to the house-top the staff members flew,
    with the sleigh full of bans, and a new hangout too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
    As I drew in my head and was turning around,
    down the chimney MasJ came with a bound.

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
    and his clothes were all tarnished with curry and soot.
    A bundle of posts he had flung on his back,
    and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.

    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
    and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
    He had a broad face and a little round belly,
    that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
    And laying his finger aside of his nose,
    and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his mods gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
    But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
    "Happy posting to all, and to all a good night!"

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    Oh Noes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post


    I HAS KITTY!
    Is that backup, for when you really poor and hungry?

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    Kudos to the sound guy at the Joe for playing "I believe I can fly"

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    http://lowerping.com/
    Panda: Scam or not, its ment to make a "tunnel" stright to the server.
    Would this work with private servers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    http://lowerping.com/
    Panda: Scam or not, its ment to make a "tunnel" stright to the server.
    Would this work with private servers?
    It should. I don't think it will really work at all though, You should already be directly connected to most servers regardless. 99% of lag usually comes from the server side actually (high load and high volume), unless you have a really shitty ISP

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    Today was a good day. I quit my job. Well, I gave them a weeks notice, but it still feels good to know I never have to go back to that hell hole.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    I didn't fail any classes, nor got a D in any, so I'm happy as well

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