The Wang Out: GIZE! Solidifullness Joes is back! omgdz

[Jase]

w00t My WoW server is back online!

[Jase]

Kanye West - Stronger is more over rated.

Sif.

[Strongbad]

Sif.

Blarg.

[Raype]

You wouldn't believe. I've just about ran out of patience, what with those imbeciles running their freaking traps over there.

Can't you just tell them get out of your house?

Oh right, you live at home.

Like I said, roadtrip with strongbad and he drives.

No no, you should see her... face? I think it's a face.

It's okay, I'm bringing a couple chicks with huge cans.

*reaches for bag* Worked on mikey.

[Anonymous]

Techno sucks, rap sucks, country sucks, pop sucks.

There is only the metal.

[Ahkei]

Blarg.

Don't be stealin' my fucking word.

[Strongbad]

Like I said, roadtrip with strongbad and he drives.

It's the only way.

[Anonymous]

"Every year about 1,500 people in the US have surgical objects accidentally left inside them after surgery, according to medical studies. To prevent this potentially deadly problem, Loyola University Medical Center is utilizing a new technology that is helping its surgical teams keep track of all sponges used during a surgical procedure. Each sponge has a unique bar code affixed to it that is scanned by a high-tech device to obtain a count. Before a procedure begins, the identification number of the patient and the badge of the surgical team member maintaining the count are scanned into the counter. When a sponge is removed from a patient, it is scanned back into the system. A surgical procedure cannot end until all sponges are accounted for."

ALL SPONGES PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR!

[Raype]

It's the only way.

To fly.

[Evans]

Can't you just tell them get out of your house?
Oh right, you live at home.



It's okay, I'm bringing a couple chicks with huge cans.
*reaches for bag* Worked on mikey.

Hahahah, you assume I'd let that filth anywhere near my doorstep. Hilarity.

[Strongbad]

Techno sucks, rap sucks, country sucks, pop sucks.

There is only the metal.

Do you consider Flogging Molly to be metal?

Don't be stealin' my fucking word.

But you weren't around. Sorry.

[Ahkei]

Techno sucks, rap sucks, country sucks, pop sucks.

There is only the metal.

Showtek - [Today Is Tomorrow] The Colours of the Harder Styles

Hardstyle for the win.

Also, there is more than metal. Much more.

[Anonymous]

Do you consider Flogging Molly to be metal?



But you weren't around. Sorry.

Irish music is exempt.

[Ahkei]

But you weren't around. Sorry.

I spell it Blargh, anyway.

[Raype]

"Every year about 1,500 people in the US have surgical objects accidentally left inside them after surgery, according to medical studies. To prevent this potentially deadly problem, Loyola University Medical Center is utilizing a new technology that is helping its surgical teams keep track of all sponges used during a surgical procedure. Each sponge has a unique bar code affixed to it that is scanned by a high-tech device to obtain a count. Before a procedure begins, the identification number of the patient and the badge of the surgical team member maintaining the count are scanned into the counter. When a sponge is removed from a patient, it is scanned back into the system. A surgical procedure cannot end until all sponges are accounted for."

ALL SPONGES PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR!

*scans*

*scans*

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*scans*

*scans*

*scans*

*scans*

...

*whacks scanner*

*scans*

*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Yeah, that sounds like a BRILLIANT idea.