"Step away from the Chardonnay."
I missed part of it because:
(1:18:02 AM) TehBuffet: Ah crap, bro's here. I was enjoying the silence.
(1:18:27 AM) trunksemu: just get some ether /wacko
(1:18:38 AM) trunksemu: that will make him quiet
(1:19:03 AM) TehBuffet: Him and his nasty GF.
(1:19:07 AM) TehBuffet: Short, dumb, ugly.
(1:19:28 AM) trunksemu: awwww
(1:19:29 AM) trunksemu: too bad
(1:19:35 AM) trunksemu: just kill her
(1:19:37 AM) TehBuffet: It's alright.
(1:20:00 AM) TehBuffet: I can't see her over the bar/CDs, too short.
(1:20:18 AM) trunksemu: well that's a good thing then
(1:20:24 AM) TehBuffet: yup
(1:22:13 AM) trunksemu: you could try to have sex with her
(1:22:26 AM) TehBuffet: My God.
(1:22:29 AM) TehBuffet: Why?
(1:22:45 AM) trunksemu: just throwing that out there /wacko
(1:22:46 AM) TehBuffet: I'd rather shove my dick in the garbage disposal.
(1:23:12 AM) trunksemu: crazy
(1:23:19 AM) trunksemu: yet erotic