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Thread: The Wang Out: GIZE! Solidifullness Joes is back! omgdz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    I'd be lying if I said I wasn't expecting something along those lines from you, Cheezy.
    the beard is cool i guess.

    also, how do i get a job writing game reviews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    "Step away from the Chardonnay."

    I missed part of it because:

    (1:18:02 AM) TehBuffet: Ah crap, bro's here. I was enjoying the silence.
    (1:18:27 AM) trunksemu: just get some ether /wacko
    (1:18:38 AM) trunksemu: that will make him quiet
    (1:19:03 AM) TehBuffet: Him and his nasty GF.
    (1:19:07 AM) TehBuffet: Short, dumb, ugly.
    (1:19:28 AM) trunksemu: awwww
    (1:19:29 AM) trunksemu: too bad
    (1:19:35 AM) trunksemu: just kill her
    (1:19:37 AM) TehBuffet: It's alright.
    (1:20:00 AM) TehBuffet: I can't see her over the bar/CDs, too short.
    (1:20:18 AM) trunksemu: well that's a good thing then
    (1:20:24 AM) TehBuffet: yup
    (1:22:13 AM) trunksemu: you could try to have sex with her
    (1:22:26 AM) TehBuffet: My God.
    (1:22:29 AM) TehBuffet: Why?
    (1:22:45 AM) trunksemu: just throwing that out there /wacko
    (1:22:46 AM) TehBuffet: I'd rather shove my dick in the garbage disposal.
    (1:23:12 AM) trunksemu: crazy
    (1:23:19 AM) trunksemu: yet erotic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solidus Joe View Post

    It was great talking to you guys again, I promise I won't stay away as much as possible.
    You'd better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    You'd better!
    Yeah, this.

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    Want some loving you cold-filthy piece of steel?

    *BZZZZZZZ

    OH YEAH BABY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    "Step away from the Chardonnay."

    I missed part of it because:

    (1:18:02 AM) TehBuffet: Ah crap, bro's here. I was enjoying the silence.
    (1:18:27 AM) trunksemu: just get some ether /wacko
    (1:18:38 AM) trunksemu: that will make him quiet
    (1:19:03 AM) TehBuffet: Him and his nasty GF.
    (1:19:07 AM) TehBuffet: Short, dumb, ugly.
    (1:19:28 AM) trunksemu: awwww
    (1:19:29 AM) trunksemu: too bad
    (1:19:35 AM) trunksemu: just kill her
    (1:19:37 AM) TehBuffet: It's alright.
    (1:20:00 AM) TehBuffet: I can't see her over the bar/CDs, too short.
    (1:20:18 AM) trunksemu: well that's a good thing then
    (1:20:24 AM) TehBuffet: yup
    (1:22:13 AM) trunksemu: you could try to have sex with her
    (1:22:26 AM) TehBuffet: My God.
    (1:22:29 AM) TehBuffet: Why?
    (1:22:45 AM) trunksemu: just throwing that out there /wacko
    (1:22:46 AM) TehBuffet: I'd rather shove my dick in the garbage disposal.
    (1:23:12 AM) trunksemu: crazy
    (1:23:19 AM) trunksemu: yet erotic
    If it makes you feel better I can seduce his girlfriend and ensure he dumps her by finding "evidence" of her unfaithfulness.

    Of course the evidence could just as easily be planted, however, I'll take the fucking as payment.

    Provided she doesn't suck.

    Except in the good way.

    Awwwww yeeeeaaaahhhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Want some loving you cold-filthy piece of steel?

    *BZZZZZZZ

    OH YEAH BABY.
    Reminds me of the time I got lonely and tried to hump a bug zapper.

    *plays banjo*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    If it makes you feel better I can seduce his girlfriend and ensure he dumps her by finding "evidence" of her unfaithfulness.

    Of course the evidence could just as easily be planted, however, I'll take the fucking as payment.

    Provided she doesn't suck.

    Except in the good way.

    Awwwww yeeeeaaaahhhh.
    I wouldn't put you through that. I can't afford to be picky, and she's still too... yuck.

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    Daft Punk is SO over rated.

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    You always hump weird stuff.

    That means you're always alone?

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    Those "Server is too buys" messages are quite annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Daft Punk is SO over rated.
    Kanye West - Stronger is more over rated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Those "Server is too buys" messages are quite annoying.
    You wouldn't believe. I've just about ran out of patience, what with those imbeciles running their freaking traps over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Those "Server is too buys" messages are quite annoying.
    I agree.

    Lets find MasJ and rape him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    You always hump weird stuff.

    That means you're always alone?
    No, sometimes I hump stuff because I'm surrounded.

    Or horny.

    Happy.

    Unhappy.

    Drunk.

    In need of a laugh.

    ...

    A hump is worth a thousand words I suppose...itory.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I wouldn't put you through that. I can't afford to be picky, and she's still too... yuck.
    EWW, boobies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I agree.

    Lets find MasJ and rape him.

    EWW, boobies!
    Like I said, roadtrip with strongbad and he drives.

    No no, you should see her... face? I think it's a face.

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