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[Evans]

You'd think being a carnie would be a lucrative business. I mean, they're everywhere.

Carnies are there to steal money from dumb people.

[Raype]

This is true.

Speaking of which. Did I ever tell you guys about my sister getting HPV?
He was most definitely a carnie. then he just up and ran off when she was in the shower

Your sister has HPV?

(THAT BITCH!)

[Corey]

Carnies are there to steal money from dumb people.

True story actually.

and I happen to be damn good at it.

[Corey]

Your sister has HPV?

(THAT BITCH!)

Not like it affects the male. It just means the girls develop cancer eventually.

[Sprung]

This is true.

Speaking of which. Did I ever tell you guys about my sister getting HPV?
He was most definitely a carnie. then he just up and ran off when she was in the shower

Genital HPV infection is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) that is caused by human papillomavirus (HPV). Human papillomavirus is the name of a group of viruses that includes more than 100 different strains or types. More than 30 of these viruses are sexually transmitted, and they can infect the genital area of men and women including the skin of the penis, vulva (area outside the vagina), or anus, and the linings of the vagina, cervix, or rectum. Most people who become infected with HPV will not have any symptoms and will clear the infection on their own.

Some of these viruses are called "high-risk" types, and may cause abnormal Pap tests. They may also lead to cancer of the cervix, vulva, vagina, anus, or penis. Others are called "low-risk" types, and they may cause mild Pap test abnormalities or genital warts. Genital warts are single or multiple growths or bumps that appear in the genital area, and sometimes are cauliflower shaped.

Holy fuck. PENIS CANCER!?

[Evans]

This is true.

Speaking of which. Did I ever tell you guys about my sister getting HPV?
He was most definitely a carnie. then he just up and ran off when she was in the shower

I hope she doesn't get cancer from it.

[Corey]

Holy fuck. PENIS CANCER!?

I guess...?

All I know is what they told me. That being she is gonna get cancer.

[Evans]

Not like it affects the male. It just means the girls develop cancer eventually.

It can, actually.

[Sprung]

It can, actually.

again I say

HOLY FUCK! PENIS CANCER!?

No, really, I've never heard of penis cancer.

[Corey]

It can, actually.

From what they told me the dude has no symptoms.

[Corey]

again I say

HOLY FUCK! PENIS CANCER!?

No, really, I've never heard of penis cancer.

ever wonder why you pee 2 directions?

[Evans]

From what they told me the dude has no symptoms.

That means nothing shows, not that there's nothing.

[Sprung]

ever wonder why you pee 2 directions?

LOL

in the morning...2 streams...

[Corey]

Ah. I'm not a doctor.

[Raype]

HOLY FUCK! PENIS CANCER!?

No, really, I've never heard of penis cancer.

That's because any guy who gets penis cancer automatically offs himself.

I know I would.

Especially if it was particularly bad and they had to "amputate", or even remove a "fair amount of tissue".