The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Raype]

*looks at contact list*

Mmm, I haven't heard from NBS in months. I wonder where he's at...

He's dead.

More like, a big cum covered question mark.

And you know it.

[Evans]

He's dead.



And you know it.

Last I heard, he was around Calgary.

Something like that... I guess.

[Raype]

Last I heard, he was around Calgary.

Then he's dead AND an asshole.

[Evans]

Then he's dead AND an asshole.

He's from Vancouver, actually.

[Raype]

He's from Vancouver, actually.

Then he'd dead, an asshole, AND high.

[Evans]

I miss Matt. =(

[Raype]

I miss Matt. =(

Told you we shouldn't have cheaped out on it.

I hope you didn't brain yourself damage give.

[Evans]

Bah, fuck it. I'm supposed to go to the store to buy food for the dog and molasse to make moose and partridge beans. Too tired.

[Raype]

Bah, fuck it. I'm supposed to go to the store to buy food for the dog and molasse to make moose and partridge beans. Too tired.

You have a dog?

*flips speaker*

(ABORT, ABORT, HE HAS A DOG!)

Ha, you're lazy.

[Evans]

You have a dog?

*flips speaker*

(ABORT, ABORT, HE HAS A DOG!)

Ha, you're lazy.

Does that mean the dog will get it and not me? =/

Yes, but in this case, I can barely keep my head up. No, I don't have erectile dysfunctions. Ask your mom.

[Raype]

Does that mean the dog will get it and not me? =/

Yes, but in this case, I can barely keep my head up. No, I don't have erectile dysfunctions. Ask your mom.

No, it means I don't want my ninja cyborg army to be attacked by a rabid dog.

I CAN FEEL MY POWERS RETURNING TO ME! I SHALL GO FOR A LENGTHY JOG THEN SPEND THE NIGHT WATCHING POORLY SCRIPTED MOVIES ABOUT DRUGS!
I did, she says "get bent".

[Evans]

No, it means I don't want my ninja cyborg army to be attacked by a rabid dog.

I CAN FEEL MY POWERS RETURNING TO ME! I SHALL GO FOR A LENGTHY JOG THEN SPEND THE NIGHT WATCHING POORLY SCRIPTED MOVIES ABOUT DRUGS!
I did, she says "get bent".

FEAR MOI (and my bitch)

I'm trying!

[Raype]

FEAR MOI (and my bitch)

I'm trying!

QUI?

Try harder.

[Evans]

QUI?

Try harder.

Baguette!

Can't, I'm lazy.

[Raype]

Baguette!

Can't, I'm lazy.

QUI?

You will or I'll put you to work in the diamond mines!