The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Fer!]

Actually it's god's fault.

Why do you think everything's so tasty?

The bastard is surrounding us with delicious poison.

We're like rats sitting around munching on poison cheese.

Except we're hotter and bigger.

Indeed. >__> I mean, I have some extra weight but nothing big, still I can't understand how many people don't eat many stuff.

I can't live without cake goddamnit. (I feel there is a cake is a like joke coming, even though I don't know what the hell that means. )

[Raype]

Huh?

Pfft, I went from 260 to 210 and I'm not any more active than I was. You don't need to exercise all that much if you eat right.

Fixed.

*holds out dispenser* PEZ?

I know, I was speaking... uh something or other. Yes, totaly not meaning something but meaning that other thing.

Yeah.

[Evans]

*holds out dispenser* PEZ?

I know, I was speaking... uh something or other. Yes, totaly not meaning something but meaning that other thing.

Yeah.

Indeed. >__> I mean, I have some extra weight but nothing big, still I can't understand how many people don't eat many stuff.

I can't live without cake goddamnit. (I feel there is a cake is a like joke coming, even though I don't know what the hell that means. )

Where?
In the pants?

I know what you mean. But, it's not about what you eat, rather how much of it you stuff your face with.

[Raype]

Indeed. >__> I mean, I have some extra weight but nothing big, still I can't understand how many people don't eat many stuff.

I can't live without cake goddamnit. (I feel there is a cake is a like joke coming, even though I don't know what the hell that means. )

They're picky assholes who judge foods without first eating it. You'd be surprised the kind of "eww" comments you'll get mentioning seafood to most people.

I'll explain, in the game "Portal" the main character is a rat in an oversized maze. Instead of cheese being kept at the end, there's some delicious cake. It's seemingly the incentive for continuing, despite the high number of machines and crap trying to kill you (machines that you're supposed to defeat or bypass with the prototype portal gun, which is basically what this "test" is "testing", or so it would seem). Along the way you find various notes carved into the walls, left either by former test subjects, or intentionally by GLaDOS (picture HAL with PMS, a sense of humor and a cake fetish). One of these messages mentions that the "Cake" you're trying to obtain is "a lie". When you complete the game, you don't receive cake. Apparently there was cake but GLaDOS had no intent of ever letting you have any (or at least that's how it looks).

Long story short, it's not supposed to make sense.

Unless you're thinking with portals.

And SCIENCE!

[Fer!]

Where?
In the pants?

I know what you mean. But, it's not about what you eat, rather how much of it you stuff your face with.

More like in my belly, not really noticeable until I sit.

Eh, didn't meant that I only eat cake, sugar and burgers. But I can't stand some girl who is always "That is going to make me fat!" "Cold Tea! Full of calories!" and stuff.

Luckily, she's not a friend of mine, but for some reason I always end up hanging out with some friends and she's always there.

[Raype]

They're picky assholes who judge foods without first eating it. You'd be surprised the kind of "eww" comments you'll get mentioning seafood to most people.

I'll explain, in the game "Portal" the main character is a rat in an oversized maze. Instead of cheese being kept at the end, there's some delicious cake. It's seemingly the incentive for continuing, despite the high number of machines and crap trying to kill you (machines that you're supposed to defeat or bypass with the prototype portal gun, which is basically what this "test" is "testing", or so it would seem). Along the way you find various notes carved into the walls, left either by former test subjects, or intentionally by GLaDOS (picture HAL with PMS, a sense of humor and a cake fetish). One of these messages mentions that the "Cake" you're trying to obtain is "a lie". When you complete the game, you don't receive cake. Apparently there was cake but GLaDOS had no intent of ever letting you have any (or at least that's how it looks).

Long story short, it's not supposed to make sense.

Unless you're thinking with portals.

And SCIENCE!

A rat in a maze, metaphorically.

She's literally a chick with a couple of those fancy spring shoes and a portal gun, dressed like she just busted out of some random prison.

[Evans]

They're picky assholes who judge foods without first eating it. You'd be surprised the kind of "eww" comments you'll get mentioning seafood to most people.

I'll explain, in the game "Portal" the main character is a rat in an oversized maze. Instead of cheese being kept at the end, there's some delicious cake. It's seemingly the incentive for continuing, despite the high number of machines and crap trying to kill you (machines that you're supposed to defeat or bypass with the prototype portal gun, which is basically what this "test" is "testing", or so it would seem). Along the way you find various notes carved into the walls, left either by former test subjects, or intentionally by GLaDOS (picture HAL with PMS, a sense of humor and a cake fetish). One of these messages mentions that the "Cake" you're trying to obtain is "a lie". When you complete the game, you don't receive cake. Apparently there was cake but GLaDOS had no intent of ever letting you have any (or at least that's how it looks).

Long story short, it's not supposed to make sense.

Unless you're thinking with portals.

And SCIENCE!

What does GLaDOS stand for?

[Raype]

Eh, didn't meant that I only eat cake, sugar and burgers. But I can't stand some girl who is always "That is going to make me fat!" "Cold Tea! Full of calories!" and stuff.

Luckily, she's not a friend of mine, but for some reason I always end up hanging out with some friends and she's always there.

HA HA, chicks.

I know a spot in the woods that nobody ever goes to. Ground's nice and soft.

Just sayin'.

[Fer!]

They're picky assholes who judge foods without first eating it. You'd be surprised the kind of "eww" comments you'll get mentioning seafood to most people.

I'll explain, in the game "Portal" the main character is a rat in an oversized maze. Instead of cheese being kept at the end, there's some delicious cake. It's seemingly the incentive for continuing, despite the high number of machines and crap trying to kill you (machines that you're supposed to defeat or bypass with the prototype portal gun, which is basically what this "test" is "testing", or so it would seem). Along the way you find various notes carved into the walls, left either by former test subjects, or intentionally by GLaDOS (picture HAL with PMS, a sense of humor and a cake fetish). One of these messages mentions that the "Cake" you're trying to obtain is "a lie". When you complete the game, you don't receive cake. Apparently there was cake but GLaDOS had no intent of ever letting you have any (or at least that's how it looks).

Long story short, it's not supposed to make sense.

Unless you're thinking with portals.

And SCIENCE!

Yup, over here in some place called Taxco people from the town eat jumiles, some sort of insects which are found in the farms over there, many people are EWW and GROSS! with it, but they eat only plants and that kind of stuff, once I went over there and had some tacos with jumiles on it. They were awesome.

Thanks. But that does sound funny. It was intended that way, right?

[Evans]

More like in my belly, not really noticeable until I sit.

Eh, didn't meant that I only eat cake, sugar and burgers. But I can't stand some girl who is always "That is going to make me fat!" "Cold Tea! Full of calories!" and stuff.

Luckily, she's not a friend of mine, but for some reason I always end up hanging out with some friends and she's always there.

Just go "says the chick with the fat ass".

Or "it's gonna make you more fat, you mean".

[Raype]

What does GLaDOS stand for?

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

Sound stupid/contradictory?

Let's just say the owner of AS was kinda off his nut.

[Evans]

HA HA, chicks.

I know a spot in the woods that nobody ever goes to. Ground's nice and soft.

Just sayin'.

You live there, don't you?

[Evans]

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

Sound stupid/contradictory?

Let's just say the owner of AS was kinda off his nut.

Guy with a computer, basically.

[Fer!]

HA HA, chicks.

I know a spot in the woods that nobody ever goes to. Ground's nice and soft.

Just sayin'.

It's one of those cases where even the paper bag is useless.

Yes, that bad.

[Raype]

Yup, over here in some place called Taxco people from the town eat jumiles, some sort of insects which are found in the farms over there, many people are EWW and GROSS! with it, but they eat only plants and that kind of stuff, once I went over there and had some tacos with jumiles on it. They were awesome.

Thanks. But that does sound funny. It was intended that way, right?

Awesome. If it exists, I'd fuck it or eat it, or both. AT THE SAME TIME.

Yes. Portal is kind of the opposite of HL, there's lots of weird fucked up humor involved, instead of "OMG ALIEENS R INVADAN TEH ERF! O NOES CHARACTER X JUST DIES!!!11eleventy1". Clearly a plot summary is going to have to be kinda "funny". Of course considering the whole game is "U are here, delicious cake is here, in the middle, several levels and robots trying to kill you. Oh, and a giant cube of PURE FUCKING AWESOME!!!! is your only sidekick"