The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Sprung]

In Soviet America, you fuck time!

In Soviet America, we fuck everything. Except for Cheezy.

[Fer!]

I understand the whole "failsafe box" thing, though. If I'm thinking this through right...

Basically, it's impossible to go back in time and kill yourself. Well, you can, but it won't have any effect on anything. Let's say you go back a day, and kill your "yesterday" self. The events of yesterday still take place, but with one exception. Your "yesterday" self never gets into the time machine, never goes back in time, and never kills his "yesterday" self.

So what they did with the failsafe, is went back in time four days, prevented their "four days ago" selves from entering the time machines, and then worked out the next four days to prevent any of the events from happening, thus solving their current problems. The problem comes when they forget to off the "4 days ago" selves, and the past versions go back to living life, which means that now something needs to be done to prevent them from screwing things up again.

Right?

Can't be worse than dividing between zero.

[Sprung]

Can't be worse than dividing between zero.

I divide between zero all the time.

I say "Family? You see all 12 of these beers in the fridge? Not one of y'all is gettin' any, ya hear?"

See? 12 divided by zero.

[Banned]

This sucks, can't pay the $300 comcast bill, so internet, cable tv, and phone go of tomorrow, thankfully neighbor has wifi.

[Fer!]

I divide between zero all the time.

I say "Family? You see all 12 of these beers in the fridge? Not one of y'all is gettin' any, ya hear?"

See? 12 divided by zero.

Yeah, but you're Sprung.

[Raype]

In Soviet America, we fuck everything. Except for Cheezy.

In Nazi Canada, Cheezy is the hottest man alive.

[Anonymous]

I divide between zero all the time.

I say "Family? You see all 12 of these beers in the fridge? Not one of y'all is gettin' any, ya hear?"

See? 12 divided by zero.

12 divided by one. you're drinking the beers.

[Anonymous]

In Nazi Canada, Cheezy is the hottest man alive.

THE CANADIAN NAZIS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANET!

[Raype]

This sucks, can't pay the $300 comcast bill, so internet, cable tv, and phone go of tomorrow, thankfully neighbor has wifi.

I recommend chasing the white folk off your land and telling them to go back to europe.

[Sprung]

This sucks, can't pay the $300 comcast bill, so internet, cable tv, and phone go of tomorrow, thankfully neighbor has wifi.

Call them and set up some sort of payment arrangment.

[Sprung]

THE CANADIAN NAZIS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANET!

No, they're blind.


And gay.

[Sprung]

12 divided by one. you're drinking the beers.

I never said I was drinking it.

[Sprung]

Yeah, but you're Sprung.

I broke physics.

[Anonymous]

I never said I was drinking it.

it's a terrible example to begin with

[Raype]

THE CANADIAN NAZIS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANET!

Not really.

President Hernandez stopped them.