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Thread: The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    In Soviet America, you fuck time!
    In Soviet America, we fuck everything. Except for Cheezy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    I understand the whole "failsafe box" thing, though. If I'm thinking this through right...

    Basically, it's impossible to go back in time and kill yourself. Well, you can, but it won't have any effect on anything. Let's say you go back a day, and kill your "yesterday" self. The events of yesterday still take place, but with one exception. Your "yesterday" self never gets into the time machine, never goes back in time, and never kills his "yesterday" self.

    So what they did with the failsafe, is went back in time four days, prevented their "four days ago" selves from entering the time machines, and then worked out the next four days to prevent any of the events from happening, thus solving their current problems. The problem comes when they forget to off the "4 days ago" selves, and the past versions go back to living life, which means that now something needs to be done to prevent them from screwing things up again.

    Right?
    Can't be worse than dividing between zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Can't be worse than dividing between zero.
    I divide between zero all the time.

    I say "Family? You see all 12 of these beers in the fridge? Not one of y'all is gettin' any, ya hear?"

    See? 12 divided by zero.

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    This sucks, can't pay the $300 comcast bill, so internet, cable tv, and phone go of tomorrow, thankfully neighbor has wifi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I divide between zero all the time.

    I say "Family? You see all 12 of these beers in the fridge? Not one of y'all is gettin' any, ya hear?"

    See? 12 divided by zero.
    Yeah, but you're Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    In Soviet America, we fuck everything. Except for Cheezy.
    In Nazi Canada, Cheezy is the hottest man alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I divide between zero all the time.

    I say "Family? You see all 12 of these beers in the fridge? Not one of y'all is gettin' any, ya hear?"

    See? 12 divided by zero.
    12 divided by one. you're drinking the beers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    In Nazi Canada, Cheezy is the hottest man alive.
    THE CANADIAN NAZIS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANET!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    This sucks, can't pay the $300 comcast bill, so internet, cable tv, and phone go of tomorrow, thankfully neighbor has wifi.
    I recommend chasing the white folk off your land and telling them to go back to europe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    This sucks, can't pay the $300 comcast bill, so internet, cable tv, and phone go of tomorrow, thankfully neighbor has wifi.
    Call them and set up some sort of payment arrangment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    THE CANADIAN NAZIS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANET!
    No, they're blind.


    And gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    12 divided by one. you're drinking the beers.
    I never said I was drinking it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Yeah, but you're Sprung.


    I broke physics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I never said I was drinking it.
    it's a terrible example to begin with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    THE CANADIAN NAZIS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANET!
    Not really.

    President Hernandez stopped them.

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